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91177 pts ยท January 14, 2014


oh! I had something for this! I had something to put here!! What was it!???..... Send me your... dad jokes?? That doesn't sound right.... But seriously, have you ever wanted someone to magically send you a pizza? I've always dreamed of that day... I'll just have to keep on patrolling UserSub > Newest until that day...

My old ass still goes to Encino Man tbh

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Yes my fellow teen! Account created in 2014, same as me, who is also obviously a teenager who created their imgur account when I was 2.

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Rapid Hemorrhoid Reinsertion

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Former Jazz Drummer, common in sets to add a bridge or extend a song by having callout charts, be them full songs or just specific parts like solos (this). The joke is he called out "Nail to the Swing", being a song which does not exist and was almost definitely named specificallyto make this joke work, and the metal musician played "Hail to the King".

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Stage Chat is loud, he misheard. He said "Nail to the Swing" (fictitious jazz chart) and he played "Hail to the King" by Avenged Sevenfold.

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*liquefied

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IIRC when this was first released, it clarified it meant we could GIVE each homeless person THEIR OWN HOUSE, not just "provide housing".

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And yes it does as yes shedo.

2 months ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 0

Yes. "I like (sm)all tits" is correct.

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Of course! I appreciate you and the work you do combating the misinformation, so I hope my comment wasn't taken as any sort of criticism, but rather as an enhancement for accuracy and specificity while in combat against those who no longer ascribe set meaning to things like "words".

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For the record, assault was when the ICE thug approached in a threatening manner. BATTERY is the actual use of physical force. And yes, this is the typical A&B combo.

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It's the first one. The second is a non-factor regarding the creation of a high speed maglev commuter rail, as it's completely different infrastructure to accommodate the service. The final point acknowledges the reality that corporations already benefiting most from the current rail system in the US mean the lobbyists (and thus vested interest by the US politicians) won't acknowledge the solution at all, as it would hurt the first one.

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He is no longer looking at increasing "defense" spending, as clearly indicated by unofficially renaming the Dept of War while launching military operations on foreign sovereign soil of a nation with whom we are, in fact, NOT at war.

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Same story here, my fluffy bastard is 16.5yo, and he's a Maine Coon in my case. He's a bastard, but he's MY little fluffy bastard.

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Also found as AllisonNYC if you lack wind and only need fans.

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ariaxswan. They're real. Shedo.

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Check her stuff under soymichzepeda2. Shedo.

4 months ago | Likes 10 Dislikes 1

That last one... "You don't think..." lemme stop you RIGHT THERE, and confirm, no they don't.

4 months ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

Shedo.

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As UnitConversionBot can't read pictures, that's about 68mph in Freedom Units

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Good news about breathing ethyl lead fumes from automobile exhaust during the formative years of brain growth for most of GenX... oh, I lied, that's not good news at all.

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Rose Hart. Shedo.

4 months ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Also goes by skinwalkerleyla. Hot damn indeed

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Someone found her Lilu Cinnamon pages. Shedo.

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She also goes by ablizzard, shedo.

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Alice Cookie, both!

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