jdsummer

347 pts · June 12, 2015


I’ve actually been in the stadium when she was called for one on that arm.

4 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Can confirm

4 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I was at a game last season where they called one on her. People didn’t take it well.

5 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

This happened to me a couple of years ago, when I was 30. Same situation as your boyfriend. Lots of trips to the doctor. Took weeks to fix.

6 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

I believe you

6 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

That guy is married to Kristen Bell. Amazing.

7 years ago | Likes 16 Dislikes 0

Came to say this. Olyphant when he wore shorts was hilarious.

7 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

I had this show up a couple of years ago at age 29. Scared the living hell out of me and have been scared of it coming back. Get better!

7 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

That’s called win, win. Source: have kids and no yacht

8 years ago | Likes 39 Dislikes 0

How in the hell else would you buy it?

8 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

I almost never eat candy, but love them. I realize that doesn't help to figure out if they are good or not, though.

9 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 0

I'd go with a lap.

9 years ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 0

Holy shit

9 years ago | Likes 86 Dislikes 1

You were so close to making a sentence. Good for you!

9 years ago | Likes 56 Dislikes 1

It appears to be a rare prototype. Also, it was posted to the r/golf subreddit.

10 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

I just told half of these jokes to my 13 year old. She officially hates me now. I wonder if this is how teen rebellion always starts.

10 years ago | Likes 8 Dislikes 1

Leesburg

10 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Less than a tenth of a mile, most likely. A few hundred feet. Gross imagery, though.

10 years ago | Likes 14 Dislikes 0

How high are you that you're trusting talking dogs? I'd run if he said anything at all.

10 years ago | Likes 16 Dislikes 2

I never believe it when people say they moved onto the next image, came back, and upvoted, but that is exactly what I did. Magnificent.

10 years ago | Likes 23 Dislikes 0

Comment game on point, sir.

10 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 1