jdcream

46203 pts ยท July 23, 2014


If my tale helps even one person struggling to get sober, then this post was worthwhile.

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Whenever I pick up a guitar I can't help but play that opening riff

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*Insert Bond reference about drinks being stirred*

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Great movie

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Bowitabaw

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MY BRAND!

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The only good bug is a dead bug

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Just imagine you saying that to a friend when you're trolling for a prostitute.... "I'm going fuck shopping."

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I thought just this. Over quote the time needed and get it done faster, and you seem like a miracle worker.

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I've always wanted to make my own pesto!

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I just started watching " The Rookie" with Nathan Fillion. Seems pretty good so far.

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I just started watching " The Rookie" with Nathan Fillion. Seems pretty good so far.

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A wise man once said, "Forgiveness is divine, but never pay full price for late pizza."

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This has been my lockscreen wallpaper for years!

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Mr. Bojangles! NO!

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Her: I have a boyfriend.
Me: Can I try entering the cheat code?

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Is that a gremlin from gremlins?

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Stay strong brother. If you need someone to talk to I'm here for you.

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10 in July.

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RIP chef Mike.

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Same

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My cat loves being under the blanket with me and cuddling

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I had an orange cat. Can confirm.

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THE GREY KNIGHT ALWAYS PREVAILS!

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