jcates91

4672 pts ยท April 16, 2016


I made a bio because a princess bride post told me to

Get a lawyer and get what he owes you

9 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 0

I'm so hyped for shadows of war

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Because of the implication

9 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 0

I know, I just meant the faces. Damn

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 2

Damn, need me a freek like dat ????????

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

10th for me

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

The swashbuckler?

9 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 1

Thinking of any aspect of my life always seems to do the trick

9 years ago | Likes 19 Dislikes 0

Wherever those cards went

9 years ago | Likes 8 Dislikes 0

Theres only one alternative because we only allow ourselves one other alternative

9 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

WHERE IS YOUR GOD NOW PRIEST

9 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

That dislocated arm ain't about to snatch you from getting these hands

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Yessir

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Leviticus is the old way we are told to abandon

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Can anyone else guess what was in Levitivus? Anyone?

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 2

Goliath from Gargoyles is creepy af

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

5/7 would go ass to ass with. Also, wheres @WaterForTheThirsty??

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Teasers for Old Man Logan look great

9 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Same thing happened to me. Im 25 and I also stopped drinking, no one my age group wants a completely sober friend apparently

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

After all the great legitimate advice I hope we can expect updates

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Ok who let The Chive in?

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 1

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Terps are absolutely the unsung heroes on deployment

9 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

Oh ya id rack that back so hard

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I call it my shower of shame, typically happens when I'm hung over

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

*gasp* a perfect score

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Well played sir

9 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

That would be an awesome project for Disney, revitalizing old cartoons for a newer generation. They're already doing it with ducktales

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

There is dipshit! Hi, Billy Mays here with an exciting new product

9 years ago | Likes 19 Dislikes 1

What a perfect description for masturbation

9 years ago | Likes 39 Dislikes 0