Keep hearing it's a Falcon X

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I carved a pumpkin.. I've been missing out my entire life on this tradition and 27 years later on I finally got to gore my own gourd.

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Slut.

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This is Dexter. He likes to mouth breathe when he sleeps.

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Banksy Christmas gifts

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This is Duke. Duke doesn't give a shit. Or he's still mad about his balls disappearing that one time so he reminds me in subtle ways like this.

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Intoxicated Christmas dinner selfie. Murr chrimpmah weirdos.

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