jay5gen

21067 pts ยท January 29, 2015


Just a sarcastic noob with a little time to kill here and there. Will downvote all text memes, if i wanted to read id learn. Will downvote all cats, yep im a dog person, and I know im gonna get hate for it. Want an upvote, show me a picture that makes me stop for a second. Cute, funny, stunning, scary, dont care... just catch me off guard and make my day.. Finally achieved GLORIOUS... and did it with a usersub comment about a Lava Dildo... Not how I want to be remembered https://imgur.com/gallery/sc6FB

Out of all the dumb things I've said on imgur... Of course it would be Lava Dildo that gets me GLORIOUS. I'll never forget my lava dildo

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

3 from left, 2 up... I SEE YOU!

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Hello, my name is "sarcastic internet troll", but even I will NEVER downvote or mock this achievement. Congrats and god speed.

9 years ago | Likes 236 Dislikes 13

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9 years ago | Likes 15 Dislikes 0

NOTHING, that went exactly right!

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

edible cookie dough !?! as opposed to what... inedible plastic cookie dough?

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Why did you dot your "T"?

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

*residential

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

hungarian fast food

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

5mths for reply... what took so long? Did you need a new battery for your ice machine to charge your phone first?

9 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

you get used to a lava dildo?

9 years ago | Likes 19 Dislikes 0

I burn myself on her dumb hot stick in the bathroom... this guys inches from a lava dildo with a 99 cent work glove. I'd be dead on 1st day

9 years ago | Likes 506 Dislikes 2

Technically a Cow farting Fire.... although i'd love to see the other way around as well if you have that

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

That stick is not up... yet... but it can be... if your brave enough

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

which one drools more?

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 1

nah chess is too easy, i moved on to cones of duneshire long ago

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

hmmmm i have a new tattoo idea now for a very special place

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

6" minivan?

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

sh**ing at work, watching a man sh**ting at high speed, on imgur... and paid to do it... I'm loving this monday

9 years ago | Likes 15 Dislikes 0

I GOT A REPLY FROM @sarah ... and on the same day i ran out of data :( I'm cursed

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Then why put the bersa 380 in the picture?

9 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 2

theres a solution... just put WEASLEY on the back... tattered and rat eaten would make sense then

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

peter pettigrew?

9 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 0

DOWNVOTE ALL DUMPS. They are a major part of the server issues.

9 years ago | Likes 10 Dislikes 9

only happy until you hold its mouth shut with your foot, and stuff its hole reeeaaallll good.

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

but how far did they throw it?

9 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

@sarah can you confirm

9 years ago | Likes 390 Dislikes 6

AND YOU NAILED IT!

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

are you brave enough?

9 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

hmm, possible, ive also heard of many pages being glued together

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0