jafforter

2380 pts ยท June 21, 2014


One time I walked into a watch for pedestrians sign while texting and walking. It seemed fitting.

7 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I might have spoken a bit harshly to my mother in law about just this thing. Told it was her fault for watching BBT

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

I made whole snapchat story of the ordeal so at least now all my friends now haha

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

I tried shaving my dog myself because "how hard can it be?" Answer: very hard. I had to pay a professional to fix everything

8 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

I never heard the true horrors of it. He just passed away but it wasn't discussed at the memorial service.

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

So was mine. He was a captain of a group w/a radio & had to be on hill tops to speak w/generals

8 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

I looked through all my old work emails and couldn't find it. I'm sorry!

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

I work in construction and have a pdf of a blueprint for a Christmas Tree somewhere

8 years ago | Likes 12 Dislikes 0

my husband's East Texas grandma said that exact thing when she was talking about the "mysterious" death of her neighbor when she was a kid

8 years ago | Likes 10 Dislikes 2

Hello fellow Texan!

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

I don't know. This little dog can do some crazy contortions

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I was just kind of thinking maybe our backyard could use some tiki torches

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Mine doesn't mind it. She's got a lot of weird fears but loud noises isn't one of them thank heavens.

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

My husband just says it like that

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

I accidentally ended up at a metal concert this weekend. Stood out like a sore thumb in my pretty flowery red skirt.

9 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

actually in Houston, TX in the good 'ol US of A

9 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

It's at a new hotel in Downtown Houston - Marriott I think. They also have a Texas shaped lazy river.

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Me, I'm making chicken korma. Lots of onions

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

well then I suppose you haven't been at the Houston Rodeo recently.

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I think this is the most comprehensive statement I've seen from him.

9 years ago | Likes 11 Dislikes 3

Honestly, the thought crossed my mind. Or when she was sniffing them she was like, I could eat that

9 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

How does everyone else gets animals that allow themselves to be dressed up and I'm stuck with whiners

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

It's actually as impressive as you think. I've seen them balance and then jump up and strap on without falling!

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Was it my husband? It's his favorite shirt

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

I love people on the Internet! They're so helpful and kind and I do love cotton candy...

9 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 2

I'm a general contractor. Your hourly fees are deadly and heaven help us if it's overtime

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Are you kidding? This cat has lived through 11 of his 9 lives

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Since he consistently runs into the street at the first opportunity he gets, no

9 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

I caught mine on fire once. The pan itself, not something in it. Once I could think clearly again I realized what an accomplishment that is.

10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0