iwasmclovin

9854 pts ยท June 28, 2016


A towel

7 months ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 0

9 seconds. It took me about 9 seconds to run through what you could have meant. Interesting observation.

8 months ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

And his hair.

8 months ago | Likes 11 Dislikes 0

Lola Granola

8 months ago | Likes 13 Dislikes 1

Celebration is one for me. The Foreigner song, "I Want To Know What Love Is". There are a whole bunch of songs on the list of songs that get white people turnt that fall into this category to be honest.

9 months ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Same. And for me I think, depending on your starting point, it signifies when things are over half done. The year, the week, the day the rainbow, cooked food, multiplication table, holidays, seasons. Not sure but they mostly relate to me.

10 months ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

What about marmots?

10 months ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 1

At one point he also says "2, 3, 4 dolls". FWIW. Not sure if it's the same conversation though.

10 months ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

One time I read several books for my daughters before bed. They were 6 and 7 at the time. They kept asking me to read more. I stood up to leave and they asked again. Exasperated, I held my hands up to my face as if reading a book and proclaimed, "This is the story of Handy Handerschmidt" and proceed to tell a pretty dope story in the vein of "If you give a mouse a cookie". Only it was about a handy man who fixed things, by taking pieces from other things, then having to fix the thing they broke.

11 months ago | Likes 71 Dislikes 2

I'm chuckling at Liam Gingerbums and Grape Fabuloso (aka FootBruh) taking a moment out of their days to have this serious exchange.

11 months ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Normally I'd suggest you are being generous, but I agree that "they" probably intended that. But I also believe he, or his truth writer, took it literally.

11 months ago | Likes 8 Dislikes 0

Calm down, Groot.

11 months ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

Have you ever heard the wolf cry to the blue corn moon?

11 months ago | Likes 8 Dislikes 0

1. Slept in until 8AM and everyone I work with survived.
2. Learned that a cornichon wrapped in a piece of salami is a nice little bite.
3. Am enjoying a Brother Thelonius whilst watching the Warriors game.

11 months ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

The path of the righteous man is beset on all sides by the inequities of the selfish and the tyranny of evil men.

11 months ago | Likes 10 Dislikes 0

Yeah, I struggle with shows where I don't really like any of the characters. Succession in particular. I thought it was a good show, but I don't ever need to circle back.

11 months ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 0

I typically call these kinds of movies, shows, songs, etc Boleros for the same reason.

11 months ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

Anyone know what kind of leaves were used to wrap the lembas bread? I think it would be funny as shit to hand someone a piece when they mention being hungry.

1 year ago | Likes 18 Dislikes 1

I always wanted to try to take that part of the artichoke and make some kind of fritter with it.

1 year ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

Governor Sit & Spin

1 year ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 1

Yeah, it was an exaggeration on my part based on all the comments that hinges are wheels. My view is that you should be able to put a wheel on an axle and be able to spin it freely around that axle.

1 year ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I was referring to all the comments referring to hinges as wheels.

1 year ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 1

It's no more ridiculous than saying hinges count. Components of the hinge may be round, but a hinge as an assembly is not.

1 year ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

If we are counting hinges, then the top post-it note is just a door to the next post-it note.

1 year ago | Likes 53 Dislikes 1

Or Micronomicon

1 year ago | Likes 25 Dislikes 0

Is it your cheese? Just bite into it

1 year ago | Likes 24 Dislikes 0

Sometimes I need a block of cheese to calm me down

1 year ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 0

Thank you!

1 year ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Why are there so many videos of slow-ass frogs looking indignant when they don't hustle?

1 year ago | Likes 109 Dislikes 1