ivylizard

550 pts ยท September 28, 2016


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Never get tired of seeing this. Mf folded like an envelope.

4 years ago | Likes 11 Dislikes 0

Blessed Be Saint King! ? (I totally read it as 'Saint' too)

4 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

Space.

4 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

It took me an embarrassing amount of time to get that. I hate you.

4 years ago | Likes 8 Dislikes 0

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4 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

#44 see I get both. I marry my crush then we have to follow the flying cow shark to save the child before the blood moon

4 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

It also explains your lack of sleep, yes.

4 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

I remember that bit. "Here ya go, Shaq! Go buy yourself a bouncing car! Bling bling!"

4 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Pyramid Head outpizza'd the hut

4 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 1

Didn't know that. Why is it less profitable? Doesn't seem any different than any other construction project to me (zero experience tbf)

5 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

What I wouldn't give to see Jesus layeth the smacketh down on some of these people. Bonus for Jim Ross narrating.

5 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Ice cool!!!

5 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Sure, but listen...Willie Dustice

5 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

Elfposting? In MY Imgur?

5 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

It's almost as if you have to prove yourself responsible before being allowed to hold a gun

5 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Okay, that was fire as shit. I have a new thing to go explore now.

5 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

Dickus Buttus

5 years ago | Likes 11 Dislikes 0

You misunderstood, it's not the doctors who were supposed to get rich it's the corporate owners of the hospitals and pharmaceutical industry

5 years ago | Likes 12 Dislikes 1

?

5 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

https://youtu.be/3R7WrlIIV3o The Original

5 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

I mean, I have too, but I was unemployed.

5 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Evidence was given by a different comment, but what did you do? Dismiss it out of hand. If only you were as critical with Trump's narrative.

5 years ago | Likes 8 Dislikes 1

My sister's boyfriend's cousin's ex-wife's high school teacher's stepdad is black on his mother's side twice removed

5 years ago | Likes 12 Dislikes 0

To make sure you have enough to go with your whine

5 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

I was totally rooting for bottom guy

5 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Does this make us "closet" trans? Idk, I'm not uncomfortable being a man. I'm just open to being a woman as well, I think it would be cool.

5 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 1