Westboro Baptist Church to picket funeral of Lafayette, LA shooting victims.
About to go confront my ex-wife
Unfortunate label placement.
Blow fish?
Times are getting rough.
Only in certain moods
Saul and his pit
Crawfish time.
MRW my alarm clock doesn't go off, I'm late for work, and I step on a wasp in my bathroom all after having a huge fight w/ my SO
And you'll never look at Hugh Laurie the same.
MRW my girlfriend doesn't want to have sex because she's on her period.
That's the way the cookie crumbles
I saw this and figured Imgur would appreciate it.
Oh sure, he gets naked and paints himself to blend in with the wall it's art, but I do it and get banned from Baskin Robins.
But then there's Imgur.
Possibly the greatest hairdo of all time.
Just got a second job as a manager for a local pub. Boosting the resume.
Got a bonus today. Finally something good happens.
The downvote fairies are definitely attacking.
Possibly my favorite movie line.
This changes everything.
Found this one on a google image search, thought I'd share.
A quick message to the downvote fairies out there.
MRW I introduce my girlfriend to Imgur and she realizes where all of my jokes come from.
This is kinda how it feels when you have the top comment on an image, but suddenly get overtaken by a large amount.
The Walmartians are getting worse.
Not mine, just thought Imgur might appreciate this.
MRW I realize that I've eaten an entire bag of mini Reese's at work today.
MRW I'm at work and my ex-wife who I've already turned down offers to bring me lunch.
I hate it when this happens.
Stop making sense
I really don't know what to say.
So I was on random and found this. Apparently Miley Cyrus wasn't the first.
So I've found the Imgurian action figure.
MRW my girlfriend tries to have sex with me while I'm driving.
Saving this one for later use.
So I totaled my truck and had to get a new car. Wound up getting an undercover police interceptor. This is kind of how it feels.
I'll never forget the last words my father ever said to me...
My girlfriend's reaction to my ex-wife.