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14404 pts · March 16, 2014


I am clearly old and out of touch. Why do so many people mirror videos?

1 year ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

length or girth?

1 year ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 0

or about 7 Big Macs

1 year ago | Likes 17 Dislikes 0

These words are the words that the world needs to hear.

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2/2 I said it doesn't matter. Usually when people order 6 pizzas there are many options and one will work for you even if you are 4 years old. The pizzas arrived and were as follows: 2x Cheese and pineapple. 2x ham and pineapple, pepperoni and pineapple, mushroom and pineapple. For years I thought they were all psycho.

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I was not a fan of pineapple a decade ago and I was 32 years old. At this time I went to visit my wife's best friends family at the beach. They were all from California. They were ordering pizza for dinner as we all arrived late. I was asked what I wanted on my pizza. 1/2

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Womp womp

1 year ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

It's probably cost prohibitive to operate over long distances.

1 year ago | Likes 9 Dislikes 0

Braking news:
An outspoken Democrat for decades is supporting the democratic party this election cycle
This just in:
Pearl Jam is supporting Kamala Harris
News Alert:
Kevin Sorbo is Trump all the way this year!!

1 year ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Me: Officer, my bike was stolen.
Officer: Can you describe the bike?
Me: I'd rather not.

2 years ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 0

Compare being a licensed firearm dealer vs customer.

2 years ago | Likes 11 Dislikes 3

The funniest part is that no one knows it’s sarcasm. My post shows that he has made less at the box office than 18,281 other actors.

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Are you serious?!?! Clearly you haven't seen Soul Surfer! He has been in over 42 films with top billing in 12 of them. There only 18,281 actors with better world wide Box office number. He also starred in Hercules and Xena Warrior Prince, not to mention a 7 episode run on Season 4 of The O.C. as Ryan Atwood's father. So yes, we can consider him a celebrity.

2 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 4

Can you even name an actor that has played a more accurate Hercules?

2 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 1

I found it very insightful, I saw some positive reviews of the accuracy of material.

2 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 1

Guns and Roses albums, Use Your Illusion 1 & 2. Specifically that Estranged is the best song ever recorded and the differences between the 2 versions of Don't Cry.

2 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I'm doing my 1/340,000,000th part to stop suicide every day.

2 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I don't put Taco Bell, Subway, or TGI Fridays on my resume as it has nothing to do with my several careers after college (Architecture, Engineering, Manufacturing). But, If I was important enough for write a biography that anyone would actually read I would mention those jobs. They were way more fun and interesting that what I do now. Those days were all sorts of interesting.

2 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Do you have anymore pictures?

2 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Only that isn't how they look.

2 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 1

I hate to bust your bubble but this is a whole new level of stupid.

2 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

Now I'm craving a tostada and a pintos and cheese.

2 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

I only see the narrator.

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The Program synopsis: Players from different backgrounds try to cope with the pressures of playing American football at a major university. Some turn to drinking and others to drugs as their coach looks the other way.

2 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

Or just have everyone but Haley Joel Osment pretend they don't see them.

2 years ago | Likes 43 Dislikes 1

Well you know what they say, abstention makes the heart grow fonder.

2 years ago | Likes 12 Dislikes 0

Try as i might, I can never pull off speedos and dress shoes.

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