isaacdavidowitz

1807 pts ยท March 3, 2016


he sleeps on the blood of his enemies.

6 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

wont the previous warping of the wood create unevenness and encourage cracks in the epoxy?

6 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

80085

6 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 1

Ms Frizzle:

6 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Me: i'm home alone

6 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

only if you take whatever I currently have in my pocket.

6 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

ah im more into the butt plug futures contracts

6 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

why are you showing us the end of a buttplug

6 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

there is an epic quest giver in there that get's you something that does badass ice damage.

7 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

Is Wayne Brady gonna have to choke a bitch?

7 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

wait which one are you?

7 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

shoutout to all scientists out there, real mvp keep it up.

7 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

that's just me chillin in my robe outside... where did you even get this pic?

7 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

i think these are illegal where i live.

7 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

yeah getting antlers from breastfeeding is a really bad side effect.

7 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 0

literally 1/2 of my workforce showed up or was on time today. It rained for 2 hours.

7 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

i'll give you one habit secret menu freebie: ask for a sourdough bun instead of a regular bun. there are more but you have to find them.

7 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

you are running windows right in front of you dum dum.

7 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

i'll give you ten bucks

7 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

wouldn't cop 10 bux for those shits

7 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

why do you have a pen in your spoon setting next to some weird green knife?

7 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

plot twist, OP isn't a pilot.

7 years ago | Likes 14 Dislikes 1

i can assure this never happens, it's more of a "how scratchy is your beard" and " IS THAT A BIRDS NEST?!"

7 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

how did you recreate the big bang in an image so perfectly?

7 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

i totally forgot today was halloween, my god i need to stop working from the computer

7 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

pretty sure that's a pickle

7 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

or a Map?

7 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Is this legal? don't hurt him pls

7 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 1