ipheltabubi

2715 pts ยท December 19, 2016


Knocking and announcing woke them up, they got dressed... boyfriend started shooting. Teach your kids not to date drug dealers ffs.

5 years ago | Likes 27 Dislikes 19

What are earth's defenses mommy?

5 years ago | Likes 27 Dislikes 0

@OP is affogato

5 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

5 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I want to be leaves.

5 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Would you make me out of junk? I would make me out of junk so hard.

5 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 0

I want to see him do a Smashing Pumpkins cover.

5 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

It's CDO. Got to have the letters in the correct order.

6 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 0

More impressed by the automatic tool changer. Is that an ER20

6 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Halloween this year is going to be lit

6 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

That makes my ying-yang feel funny.

6 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 1

The most efficient way to get a nail puller stuck in the back of your head.

6 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 1

And that my friends is how you spread Coronavirus

6 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 1

Is someone making popcorn?

6 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

She started her career at IHOP.

6 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Is she fluent in D^2 ?

6 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I ate some bad hummus once, boy did I falafal.

6 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

You need to adjust your pull-out

6 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

You make me feel old. Continue to do so and you will have a lot less non-broken bones.

6 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 1

NO TOUCHING!!!

6 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Not an assasination. He was an identified terrorist on Iraq soil where we have legal right to carry out operations.

6 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

6 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Looks like a footlong is in your future

6 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

They pay millions to advertising firms to be told "don't change the commercial".

6 years ago | Likes 10 Dislikes 0

I dated an Irish stripper... Jocelyn McCanns... Can't remember her stage name though.

6 years ago | Likes 25 Dislikes 1

Peacefully in his sleep, unlike the screaming passengers in his car.

6 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 1

For best effect, soak it in cider

6 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Horseradish I think.

6 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Isn't that the name of that Icelandic volcano?

6 years ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 0

I think the actual title of that is Grinding Nemo.

6 years ago | Likes 12 Dislikes 1