ioffendeveryone

1237 pts ยท June 13, 2016


Did she say yes though?

7 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

With a baseball bat

7 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 12

To quote NESN, "the apparent love child of grimace and a jacko lantern"

7 years ago | Likes 11 Dislikes 0

Well I found my Christmas cards I'm sending everyone

7 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

The hell is this from?

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Just send in Germany to set em straight

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 2

And beat them with a baseball bat

8 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

Ladies this is the face of blue balls . Always suck your man's cock

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 2

Shitty pencil. Get a real one

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 3

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

You took an arrow to the knee and kept trying to be an adventurer. It didn't end well.

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Might be the only remotely funny thing Amy Schumer ever did

8 years ago | Likes 504 Dislikes 74

Might be cute if you can separate the truth that kids pee on those

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 1

Cool. Learned something new about America jr

8 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 1

I thought Canadians didn't know what real bacon was and just put ham on things calling it bacon

8 years ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 0

Harry Potter and the big titty of the week

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

With his tentacle penis

8 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 1

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

A golden retriever with a corn dog that's who

8 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 2

This also works if you put your Visa card number, expiration date and cvs

9 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

That's why you name it porterhouse

9 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Sauce for proof of this

9 years ago | Likes 15 Dislikes 1

The top half should not be fucked with 1 week out of the month.

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 3

It's less being open as it is more of a tradition

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Fuck NYC. Be a decent fucking human. Just treat people with respect and help one another

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0