interrobangcat

1541 pts ยท July 12, 2013


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Well, the other problem is that Trump has no money...

5 years ago | Likes 12 Dislikes 0

F'real.

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

You do gotta tell the gov't you have the agreement to get them off your back, though. They're not mind readers (thankfully).

9 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

gov't wouldn't be worried about the kid. At least we can learn from OP's mistake. You can't avoid the system, just gotta deal with it. 2/2

9 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 0

OP knew there was a system and chose to avoid it -- even though he could have avoided it by TELLING the gov't about the agreement, so 1/2

9 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 0

What's the citation for your case? I'd like to read the opinion because there are so few victories for the underdog.

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Your wife has good taste in shoes.

9 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 1

What if that "defect" actually helps with a problem? People with sickle cell anemia don't get malaria, for example, but that's a defect.

9 years ago | Likes 15 Dislikes 2

Gem is labradorite? Very cool.

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Mulan's beard should be the same color as her hair.

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Labor is hard and all, but this is still a selfie. No selfies.

9 years ago | Likes 10 Dislikes 0

Don't tell me what to do, you dirty hippy!

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

No, I live at sea level.

9 years ago | Likes 33 Dislikes 0

Can fish get sunburn?

9 years ago | Likes 39 Dislikes 0

But that guy is a master!

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

A lawyer is still a good idea. She might fight you on paternity, random assets -- you never know. Better to find help BEFORE you need it.

9 years ago | Likes 14 Dislikes 0

And this "attorney" doesn't see any other legal problems with mandating DNA testing for fathers that might not want it.

9 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

And the legislature doesn't care, either.

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Gotta be sure. Never know these days.

9 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

Maybe Winston Churchill's babies. Some babies look like Bhudda instead.

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Some people just don't like being subjected to testing. Esp. if paranoid that their DNA will end up in a database somewhere.

9 years ago | Likes 19 Dislikes 3

Not nationwide. Even where offered, sometimes limited to only 5 miles (useless unless you're in the city).

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I have eczema and acne. Not sure which I'd pick if I could choose one over the other. :/

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Is there a way to tell how old a joke is based on how many pixels are left in the picture? Forensic meme dating, instead of carbon dating?

9 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 0

They did a really bad job. So bad I think you knew this was going to happen.

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Where do you even find pore strips that work? They never work like this!

9 years ago | Likes 15 Dislikes 0

Ugh. Who does that anymore?

9 years ago | Likes 8 Dislikes 0

Indeed -- your username clearly says you're one woman with two (or more?) tattooed hands.

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Strawhorse

9 years ago | Likes 10 Dislikes 1

That you can order a none pizza with left beef and a pizza company will actually let you do that stupid thing.

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0