insertshame

198 pts ยท April 30, 2015


Maybe I'll post something interesting one day but until then, lurker for life!

Well it's a good thing I was already on the toilet. I'm not constipated anymore.

6 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

I bet this isn't what you were expecting after deleting your dating apps. Hope you have a speedy recovery.

6 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I'd give it a try whether it fit in my mouth or not.

7 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

I misread this as one handed burn.

7 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Time to become a musician.

7 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Always have a spotter.

7 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Stubbed my toe just thinking about this.

7 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Nope, I pick her up and then we both go take a nap.

7 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

Why is he carrying around a loaf?

7 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Well it's a good thing I was already on the toilet.

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Aww I guess I missed this episode.

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

He's got my sub.

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

I misread that as death squats. There was a bit of concern for a moment.

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

He must've been in the forest.

8 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

Young Chinese food

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Would anyone be willing to put the jojo meme in there?

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 1

What did he even end up stealing? I hope it was something mundane to get arrested over.

8 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Wish I could be his friend...

8 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

Uh, videogames. I'm not complaining but Dammit I almost had puppies.

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

I think I found it and it's become attached to me.

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

We can at least share our birthday together in spirit. Happy birthday friend.

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Coincidentally, I was almost ran over while trying to start my car immediately after leaving the restaurant.

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Jaundice.

8 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

It's a different kind of cat tax.

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Anytime someone does a post showing off their possessions I can't help but feel like they're asking to get robbed. Probably my upbringing.

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

When the ball is life.

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Read as rape tornado. Was disappointed.

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Bait bus. If you're into that.

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0