198 pts ยท April 30, 2015
Maybe I'll post something interesting one day but until then, lurker for life!
Well it's a good thing I was already on the toilet. I'm not constipated anymore.
I bet this isn't what you were expecting after deleting your dating apps. Hope you have a speedy recovery.
I'd give it a try whether it fit in my mouth or not.
I misread this as one handed burn.
Time to become a musician.
Always have a spotter.
Stubbed my toe just thinking about this.
Nope, I pick her up and then we both go take a nap.
Why is he carrying around a loaf?
Well it's a good thing I was already on the toilet.
Aww I guess I missed this episode.
He's got my sub.
I misread that as death squats. There was a bit of concern for a moment.
He must've been in the forest.
Young Chinese food
Would anyone be willing to put the jojo meme in there?
What did he even end up stealing? I hope it was something mundane to get arrested over.
Wish I could be his friend...
Uh, videogames. I'm not complaining but Dammit I almost had puppies.
I think I found it and it's become attached to me.
We can at least share our birthday together in spirit. Happy birthday friend.
Coincidentally, I was almost ran over while trying to start my car immediately after leaving the restaurant.
Jaundice.
It's a different kind of cat tax.
Anytime someone does a post showing off their possessions I can't help but feel like they're asking to get robbed. Probably my upbringing.
When the ball is life.
Read as rape tornado. Was disappointed.
Bait bus. If you're into that.
Well it's a good thing I was already on the toilet. I'm not constipated anymore.
I bet this isn't what you were expecting after deleting your dating apps. Hope you have a speedy recovery.
I'd give it a try whether it fit in my mouth or not.
I misread this as one handed burn.
Time to become a musician.
Always have a spotter.
Stubbed my toe just thinking about this.
Nope, I pick her up and then we both go take a nap.
Why is he carrying around a loaf?
Well it's a good thing I was already on the toilet.
Aww I guess I missed this episode.
He's got my sub.
I misread that as death squats. There was a bit of concern for a moment.
He must've been in the forest.
Young Chinese food
Would anyone be willing to put the jojo meme in there?
What did he even end up stealing? I hope it was something mundane to get arrested over.
Wish I could be his friend...
Uh, videogames. I'm not complaining but Dammit I almost had puppies.
I think I found it and it's become attached to me.
We can at least share our birthday together in spirit. Happy birthday friend.
Coincidentally, I was almost ran over while trying to start my car immediately after leaving the restaurant.
Jaundice.
It's a different kind of cat tax.
Anytime someone does a post showing off their possessions I can't help but feel like they're asking to get robbed. Probably my upbringing.
When the ball is life.
Read as rape tornado. Was disappointed.
Bait bus. If you're into that.