I'm not a girl. Sorry. ======================== I thoroughly enjoy the occasional thing. But not that thing. The other thing.
I'm not a girl. Sorry. ======================== I thoroughly enjoy the occasional thing. But not that thing. The other thing.
No
Sometimes I toss my mud at my temper tantrums and they throw my friends
Fuck you Jonesy. I got your Mom so wet they had to deploy the national guard to surround the house with sandbags
"Wait. So who's on first?"
I'd kill for them
Eatin all the chitlins
Doggo shark do do do doo doo do do
What, do you get, with a drug empire?
She ded
Get up. Quack up. Come on throw your wings up
Throw up your hands! Stick out your tush!
After seeing your Reddit profile, I see why both sides would hit you up. Get it girl
I had to do this once. Took off my boxers, wiped as best I could and threw them in a (thankfully) nearby garbage can
You think someone would just, lie like that? On the internet?
Boop
HE SAID IT'S FOUND BY LUCK
*fwop* *fwop* *fwop* *fwop* *fwop*
Somebody tell me right fucking now that pup was saved from the waterfall...
BONK
E-I-E-I... D
Pooper Troopers
That's rad
Watch the documentary SOMM. It follows 4 people prepping for the Master Somm test and really shows what it takes to get to that point
Thanks! Glad I found a girl who wanted to see me naked. Willingly
Man, I just got back from my honeymoon in Dubrovnik. Absolutely love your country. Was really pulling for you (sad 'Murican)