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21087 pts · August 20, 2015


He’ll only do it if they film in Cancun

5 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Well I already saw the pilot of the attempted reboot where Eddie eats his Boy Scout troop so I assume it’ll be like that

5 years ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 1

Don’t need to read it I already know how the story ends

5 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 1

I don’t know I do know that human babies from different countries cry differently

5 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 0

Stupid sexy Flanders

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I’m don’t know for sure but I can take a safe guess the driver didn’t fight in the civil war for either side

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Hate to break it to you but Connecticut fought for the North. We’re even one of the original 13 colonies

5 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

That’s just what the Jews blacks and Illuminati want you to think

6 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 2

Star Wars: one family fucks up the whole galaxy with its drama

6 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

By original do they mean with cocaine cause if so I got to get me some of that

7 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 1

Someone’s going to have to load all the unsold merchandise into a truck for the liquidation

7 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 1

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As a man I have feelings about this and finally I am allowed to express them

7 years ago | Likes 9 Dislikes 1

My mom used alcohol for everything that why I was raised by my grandmother

7 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 0

Well luckily he can use the time off during the playoffs to fill out applications

7 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

Really taking shit posting to a new level

7 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 0

Couldn’t resist pointing that out huh

7 years ago | Likes 8 Dislikes 0

That shit be money

7 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Well I was going to post one but I thought nah new year new me ya know

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Man nostalgia’s not what it used to be

7 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 1

I guess if you squint and look away real fast

7 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

MOM!!

7 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Maybe it’s the Dayton in me but I’ll take Casano’s over la Rosa any day

7 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Gives new meaning to the phrase I’m gonna wreck it

7 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

I also like scotch like I like my woman. 15 and mixed up in coke

7 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Practice

7 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

Meow purr meow meow (translation: and I would have gotten away with it if it weren’t for your meddling kids)

7 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 1

Patiently

7 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Given how many there are now everything looks like a Pokémon. Hell my grandma’s got a real geodude vibe to her.

7 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Fabulous finish

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