ineedapilot

25992 pts · January 23, 2016


Where is this a thing? USA? Never heard of that here in Germany.

9 years ago | Likes 20 Dislikes 0

That might be true in some cases, but if the bills need to be paid NOW, the possibility of more money in the future doesn't help.

9 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Yup, makes perfect sence to me.

9 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 1

As a soon to be parent, I started crying at number 3 and haven't stopped since.

9 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

He's not going to be a Dad if he never gets laid tho.

9 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

Parents who tell kids something is only for girls/boys annoy me so much! If it isn't operated with your genitalia, sex doesn't matter!

9 years ago | Likes 40 Dislikes 3

But that one you will love more than anything in the world.

9 years ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 0

I think I haven't read that story, what happened?

9 years ago | Likes 56 Dislikes 1

Thank you.

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

I bet your floof doesn't miss the fluff when it's hot.

9 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

I guess that means you have to marry your girlfriend. I expect pictures of the wedding soon (with your cat as your best man of course)

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Have a heart for diseases, they are God's beautiful creatures, too! By not vaccinating your children you give them the chance they deserve<3

9 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 2

Took me a moment.

9 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

But how am I going to trick myself then?

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Depending on how his ex is behaving towards them this is either hilarious or a very shitty thing to do.

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

You're an optimist, aren't you?

9 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 1

Oh how I wish I could compete in marathon sleeping. So many hours of lying in bed awake.

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

But 2 VERY intensive minutes of watching YouTube that make me more competent on that issue than studying medicine for years.

9 years ago | Likes 15 Dislikes 0

DUH, the answer is obviously autism. Don't you know that's the worst thing that could happen to a parent?

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 1

Your number is higher, I guess you win.

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Don't C and D kind of contradict each other? Even if you argue that religion causes some bad things, it's still not God who causes them.

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

And the weather.

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Some people can't wrap their head around the idea that a man and a woman can actually be friends without sexual intentions. I pity them.

9 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 1

Thx

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

I wonder which subreddit this came from.

9 years ago | Likes 9 Dislikes 2

I'm afraid this is the sad truth.

9 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 1

Maybe english isn't OP's native language.

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Österreich schließt sich uns selbstverständlich vorher an.

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Eure Entscheidung. Wenn ihr wollt, könnt ihr unsere Verbündeten sein.

9 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0