imponaut

2331 pts ยท August 10, 2012


Lovecraft. Coffee. Preferably not in the same cup.

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7 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

What's up pregnant Matt Smith?

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 1

Paging anime_irl, anime_irl please come to the front page to claim your lost meme.

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Why hello to you too.

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Two days?! Y'all fucking amateurs. Get on my 4+ day level. Or send help. Either, really.

9 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Pensacola!

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I WANT CHICKEN FOR DAYS!

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 1

Boston confirmed.

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

The caller ID still says his name every time my mother calls. To anyone who can, call your folks for those of us who can't.

9 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

My wife is a puzzle fanatic. I'd gladly pay that to see her enjoy the journey through your work.

9 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

I got really excited and swapped over to Netflix. For shame, Netflix US. For shame.

10 years ago | Likes 12 Dislikes 0

I want to get off Mr. JPG's wild ride.

10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

That's when you just ram it out of the way with your cart. I'm not paying insurance on that thing, fuck 'em. Get out the way.

10 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Shepherd, Commander.

10 years ago | Likes 11 Dislikes 0

I was waiting on the right moment to tell you.

10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Bruh...

10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I know it's not my fault, but continuing to steep myself and my wife, my children in it - that has been my choice. They deserve better.

10 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

I appreciate your sentiments, and I'm sure that someone will find it useful. But these days everything is perfunctory. I feel so broken.

10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Antidepressants, stimulants, a counselor and a psychiatrist are already in the toolbox. I feel like all it's done is drag out the suffering.

10 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 1

I love you. Thank you.

10 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

Buy some land, buy some land! FUCK spinnin' rims!

10 years ago | Likes 10 Dislikes 2

"The Juicer"

11 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Imgur, the land of self depr - AH DAMMIT IT HAPPENED AGAIN.

11 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

I don't even mind the one word answer. I'm stunned by the speed of your reply.

11 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Wait, what did I miss about a spoon?

11 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Looks like someone already is.

11 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Did you draw that flea-hand?

12 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Fuck me that fits too. Congrats, I'm done with the internet for today.

12 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

I ask people that all the time! But not so I can... I mean, I don't just want an excuse.. FUCK SOMEONE LOVE ME I AM SO LONELY.

12 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0