imjared19

16129 pts ยท November 19, 2013


the saltiest body of water on earth is me

living up to your username at least

7 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

I mean she's not, but she's notoriously unfaithful and i'm not sure I'd go near there without a hazmat suit, but it's your funeral dude.

9 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

She's crazy.

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Someone in town has a scion xb with a rebel decal. I am going to get an empire sticker to put on mine.

9 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 0

Ugh playing with my friend's mom is the worst. She literally just chooses the dirtiest thing, doesn't matter if it's funny or not.

9 years ago | Likes 10 Dislikes 0

You completely missed the opportunity to use Dench for dog tax you useless shit. Show off your puppy.

9 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

It's not a suit, it's a fine. Fines are handed out all the time. Heck, if a player's jersey isn't on correctly they get fined. No joke.

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Get scented oils from Hobby Lobby, make them even better.

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I'm surprised the NFL didn't. They have a strict code of conduct that usually results in huge fines if an action looks badly on the NFL.

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Spelling is a part of grammar.

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I'm American and was taught "spelt" is an appropriate alternative to "spelled." Some people are just up their asses with "proper grammar".

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Squirting isn't urine.

9 years ago | Likes 9 Dislikes 5

Even though android hasn't supported it in years

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 1

Years* what the fuck.

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

It annoys me that he saved the enterprise so many times singlehandedly. Fuck all those people who went through yeasts of school, right?

9 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

I cut mine in half as a kid to see if it was pure gold. It wasn't. :c I was not a smart child.

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I was pretty sure that Batteries Not Included was something I made up for a while because no one ever heard of it and thought I was crazy.

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Reading "Hold on there, chum" in a German accent threw me for a huge loop. That's like...culture fusion that shouldn't happen.

9 years ago | Likes 36 Dislikes 0

They probably mean without prescription.

9 years ago | Likes 8 Dislikes 1

Probably never will. That dog is literally made of bark. Getting it to not bark is akin to getting it to not breathe and still live.

9 years ago | Likes 12 Dislikes 0

#5 I will turn my marshmallow into the next Olympic torch and there's nothing you can do to stop me.

9 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

Considering the silk, I think Wurmple is evolving into Silcoon.

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

My favorite part of this is the red guy's head popping up above his butt after his first successful glitter burst.

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Is it more or less than "stronk"?

9 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

Talked to be a fair bit just so he could learn some of them so he could understand what Americans were even talking about.

9 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

Our first language tends to be more incorrect than the "standard" form of it due to slang and colloquialisms. I had a guy from Brazil who

9 years ago | Likes 8 Dislikes 0

I've accidentally turned off my WiFi on my laptop during raids many times because some dickshit at Dell decided to put it on the F2 button.

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

It might be a schizophrenic hallucination. I have an uncle who can't live in an apartment complex because the slightest noise triggers him.

9 years ago | Likes 13 Dislikes 0

Her somewhere now. Our Ryn:

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0