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4050 pts · November 9, 2016


This is your public profile. Write something about yourself! your·self yərˈself/Submit pronoun 1. used to refer to the person being addressed as the object of a verb or preposition when they are also the subject of the clause. "help yourselves, boys" 2. you personally (used to emphasize the person being addressed). "you're going to have to do it yourself"

If the freeway is empty, then what would they be “merging” into?

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Did you know? 27.34% of the US population is deadly allergic to the acid in marinara sauce, and they aren’t even aware of it.

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The Dutch actually coined a phrase for seeking pointless validation online. “Ik ben te goedgelovig”

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Did you know girls are technically not allowed to chug a beer at Oktoberfest? The rule is called: “Ich reiße deine Kette”

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The Hebrew name for this dance is: אני טיפש

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Yep. They call it: “Men ahmoqman”

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Just north of Vollidiot

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The Afrikaans word for receiving a gift you already own is “goedgelowig”

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The mountain peak visible over her left shoulder is called “Leichtgläubig”. That’s near where my grandmother grew up!

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In Rome, the man with the fastest chariot was called the “grandepene dicavallo”

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In Uzbekistan it’s considered lucky when gym equipment fails. It implies you’ve reached peak fitness, because you outlasted your equipment.

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The German word for a double yolk chicken egg is: “Ichbinvollerkot”

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Cola, sugar, and parchment paper actually react in the exact same way.

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Betty White was initially marked for the role of Aunt May in this film, but due to her gout acting up, she had to recuse herself.

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Fun fact: sequins on bras were invented to prevent the visible nipple bumps. Later padded bra cups negated the need for sequins.

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Marge’s hair was initially drawn as bright red, but the producers found it clashed with the character’s yellow skin tone, so they changed it

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In Norway they have a phrase specifically to describe the light reflected from rain puddles: “Jeg lyver”

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The “bouncing” screen saver was invented 6 years before the first commercially sold computers monitor became available.

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Raccoons can actually be trained to benchpress up to 3.1 times their own weight.

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Black licorice used to be used as rat poison in 16th century Europe.

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Doing this with a used toothbrush is actually toxic to the monkey. Even trace toothpaste residue causes them to go into anaphylactic shock.

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Did you know record distance for those gliders is just over 116’?

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To be fair, that is actually the way they spell it in Ontario. Kind of like colour vs color, or theatre vs theater

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No, that’s Matthew McConaughey from Wolf of Wall Street.

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*brake* check

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Google says: You repent for your sins should do.They will destroy you. You are not standing any chance.You he will die on his hands.Repent.

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