imazit

1131 pts ยท February 15, 2016


Pussypass?

9 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 22

I think you're forgetting white sharks

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 6

Serious question, How can you tell?

9 years ago | Likes 18 Dislikes 0

Stutter an attempt at a witty response, then post a fake story to Imgur about what he did.

9 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 9

Hamurai?

9 years ago | Likes 9 Dislikes 0

The only science I need is political! *sobs internally*

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

If anyone ever try's to start that "spleen" bullshit with me, I am cutting them off so fast they're head'll spin.

9 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 1

The board also says Miller, TJ

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I've seen this a hundred times, and it's never gotten funny.

9 years ago | Likes 117 Dislikes 48

Because spreading misinformation makes you look like an idiot, and then the next person will be dumber. I'm no smarty pants but that's bad

9 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

I just love that things on tumblr get posted with no source or proof and people take comments as fact. Not always but come on.

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

You are my favorite person ever. You had my buddy and I rolling

9 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 1

Rare. Any other way is a sin.

9 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 1

My dad and I were drinking those all night.

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

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9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

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9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

A lot of those sayings had those second parts added to them at a later date.

9 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 2

I think the original is by Makem & Clancy. They're great if you like that sort of thing

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Disturbed's cover doesn't do it for me. It's just not haunting like s&g. But hey, different strokes

9 years ago | Likes 220 Dislikes 22

You can buy a car whenever, you don't have to have a license.

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

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9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 1

Tell the overlords I'm ready for my political reeducation.

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Remember when everyone wasn't gay, retarded, a douche, or unbearable. Pepperidge Farms remembers.

9 years ago | Likes 36 Dislikes 0

No ones saying unicorn. Make your scandals in office not before.

9 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 3

Horses. They were so cool

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

When I was 6 We had two Tennessee walkers: classy and just a payoff a Belgian: Sampson and a quarter horse: junior. I wish I knew more about

9 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0