imayneverworkagain

4389 pts · June 22, 2016


I'm not special, but you can make me laugh.

Mg/dl I believe.

1 month ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Squirrel!

1 month ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

I’ve been away for a while. What the heck is going on? All I see is the dumbing down of the internet with boobies? Where is the wit? The humor? Stop treating us like congressmen!

7 months ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I needed that today.

1 year ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

#1: When you want the entire county to look up your skirt.

1 year ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

This has been fact checked.

1 year ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

I use this statement frequently.

1 year ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Please make the meme with Elon saying “I am the captain now”.

1 year ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

Can’t wait until the agricultural community collapses because there is nobody to pick fruit, vegetables, process meat.

1 year ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I’ve had 1 beer, and that just set the tone for the night. Thank you!

2 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Ok. I laughed. May have even snorted a time or two.

2 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

And they are going after OSHA and EPA next, meaining it will be OK to maim and poison your workers and pollute the planet so the rich can get richer.

2 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

I couldn’t do it. I just couldn’t watch. The trauma would be too great.

2 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 1

God is showing his love for the Bible Belt.

2 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 1

Audio books for trips and don’t forget many have 3D printers!

2 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

The face you make when you know you’re not gonna get paid.

2 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

But they also get to be cruel to brown people, so they got that going for them.

2 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

My wife always told my daughter to put away the sweats, dress up and put on some makeup to get out of a funk. We do feel better then.

2 years ago | Likes 8 Dislikes 1

Now that’s a cutie!

2 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

I said the exact same thing to my MAGA wife. She’s still not tired of winning.

2 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Rule #1: Show up.
Rule #2: Don’t get hurt.

2 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 0

That stare. That is who border collies are. Their concentration is unbreakable.

2 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I got so sick of their biased newsletter I finally changed last year. I’ve seen enough of Utah FB to make me go anywhere else.

2 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

It’s pretty hard to out-stupid America.

2 years ago | Likes 10 Dislikes 4

Love my bidet. Pooping at work feels like I am camping. Can’t wait to get home for the power wash. It can peel paint though.

2 years ago | Likes 28 Dislikes 1