4389 pts · June 22, 2016
I'm not special, but you can make me laugh.
Mg/dl I believe.
Squirrel!
I’ve been away for a while. What the heck is going on? All I see is the dumbing down of the internet with boobies? Where is the wit? The humor? Stop treating us like congressmen!
I needed that today.
#1: When you want the entire county to look up your skirt.
This has been fact checked.
I use this statement frequently.
Please make the meme with Elon saying “I am the captain now”.
Can’t wait until the agricultural community collapses because there is nobody to pick fruit, vegetables, process meat.
I’ve had 1 beer, and that just set the tone for the night. Thank you!
Ok. I laughed. May have even snorted a time or two.
And they are going after OSHA and EPA next, meaining it will be OK to maim and poison your workers and pollute the planet so the rich can get richer.
I couldn’t do it. I just couldn’t watch. The trauma would be too great.
God is showing his love for the Bible Belt.
Audio books for trips and don’t forget many have 3D printers!
This is less than 1 week after the Gov signed the law banning trans from not using the bathrooom associated with their birth gender. The law is unenforceable without genital inspections. Apply now!https://www.sltrib.com/news/politics/2024/01/30/utah-transgender-bathroom-ban-goes/
The face you make when you know you’re not gonna get paid.
But they also get to be cruel to brown people, so they got that going for them.
My wife always told my daughter to put away the sweats, dress up and put on some makeup to get out of a funk. We do feel better then.
Now that’s a cutie!
I said the exact same thing to my MAGA wife. She’s still not tired of winning.
Rule #1: Show up.Rule #2: Don’t get hurt.
That stare. That is who border collies are. Their concentration is unbreakable.
I got so sick of their biased newsletter I finally changed last year. I’ve seen enough of Utah FB to make me go anywhere else.
It’s pretty hard to out-stupid America.
Love my bidet. Pooping at work feels like I am camping. Can’t wait to get home for the power wash. It can peel paint though.
Mg/dl I believe.
Squirrel!
I’ve been away for a while. What the heck is going on? All I see is the dumbing down of the internet with boobies? Where is the wit? The humor? Stop treating us like congressmen!
I needed that today.
#1: When you want the entire county to look up your skirt.
This has been fact checked.
I use this statement frequently.
Please make the meme with Elon saying “I am the captain now”.
Can’t wait until the agricultural community collapses because there is nobody to pick fruit, vegetables, process meat.
I’ve had 1 beer, and that just set the tone for the night. Thank you!
Ok. I laughed. May have even snorted a time or two.
And they are going after OSHA and EPA next, meaining it will be OK to maim and poison your workers and pollute the planet so the rich can get richer.
I couldn’t do it. I just couldn’t watch. The trauma would be too great.
God is showing his love for the Bible Belt.
Audio books for trips and don’t forget many have 3D printers!
This is less than 1 week after the Gov signed the law banning trans from not using the bathrooom associated with their birth gender. The law is unenforceable without genital inspections. Apply now!
https://www.sltrib.com/news/politics/2024/01/30/utah-transgender-bathroom-ban-goes/
The face you make when you know you’re not gonna get paid.
But they also get to be cruel to brown people, so they got that going for them.
My wife always told my daughter to put away the sweats, dress up and put on some makeup to get out of a funk. We do feel better then.
Now that’s a cutie!
I said the exact same thing to my MAGA wife. She’s still not tired of winning.
Rule #1: Show up.
Rule #2: Don’t get hurt.
That stare. That is who border collies are. Their concentration is unbreakable.
I got so sick of their biased newsletter I finally changed last year. I’ve seen enough of Utah FB to make me go anywhere else.
It’s pretty hard to out-stupid America.
Love my bidet. Pooping at work feels like I am camping. Can’t wait to get home for the power wash. It can peel paint though.