iimplodethings

23276 pts ยท May 18, 2018


Your friendly neighborhood physicist / apocalypse planner

There are a LOT of restaurants there. Also a florist and a dry cleaner

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There's a full video on her youtube. She's failing/wrecking on purpose

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It tried to warn us *shrug*

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Competent+a good person > incompetent+good > incompetent+evil > competent+evil

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Dude watch a video of traditional bootmaking, it's crazy how many nails they use

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I've been online too long, initially thought "imagine what the rabbit hole feels like" was some kind of furry thing

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"This person is inconveniencing me so I get to kill them". Classy,

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Our nazis are fatter

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Better than the jalapeno ones

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Have you tried being rich? --airlines

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Those had the best smelling ink

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And only name them Rocco if they have a massive dong

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or 270

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*TIS close. Just missing an h

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Protip: YOU are a reliable source for human bones

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@elbowdeepinahorse

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I ate a whole, large, freshly picked pineapple in one sitting once and couldn't feel my mouth for the rest of the day. It was awesome, though

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The technical term is glissading though

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We do

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That was my first thought too... but then I remembered the snow was asbestos

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#13 This reminds me of an adage I read somewhere once that people who know a little about tech always have the latest smart gadgets and networked everything at home, and people who know a LOT about tech have no tech at home more advanced than their 2005 laser printer and keep an axe next to that in case it gets uppity

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Mein Handy!

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