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294260 pts · January 17, 2018


So a priest, a rabbi and an evangelical preacher all made a bet about who could convert a bear to their religion first. So the preacher goes out in to the woods and finds a bear. He comes back and says “good news! I read to the bear from the book of Revelation and he’s gonna let me baptize him on Sunday!” The priest goes in to the woods and finds a bear and comes back. He says “great news! I read to the bear from the holy gospel and I’m giving him first communion on Sunday!” The rabbi goes in to the woods and finds a bear. He comes back bloodied, covered in scratches and nursing a few broken ribs. He says “in retrospect I shouldn’t have started with circumcision!”

Star Trek Music Ranked

Points 51
Comments 25
Views 2855

This is not feel good news. This is evidence of a broken system.

Points 1934
Comments 220
Views 110072

This made me sad. And mad.

Points 1412
Comments 104
Views 94599

I miss The Far Side. The original memes

Points 92
Comments 9
Views 4748

Heard you weirdos like old timey historical photos.

Points 2779
Comments 100
Views 162204

Flashback to when Steve met Russia’s leader

Points 849
Comments 35
Views 93025

Moderate video dump for your consideration

Points 68
Comments 6
Views 2554

Star Trek TNG had the best musical score

Points 38
Comments 10
Views 2466

Mini dump of recently acquired (stolen) memes

Points 50
Comments 4
Views 3130

Have some Robin Hood gifs

Points 60
Comments 10
Views 3676

Birding is my hobby with some photography

Points 42
Comments 16
Views 1800

Dumb stuff that made me laugh again

Points 1599
Comments 48
Views 106746

No idea what that camp is and at this point I’m afraid to ask

Points 92
Comments 19
Views 6695

Hawks of North America and where to find them

Points 1557
Comments 138
Views 114442

Live look at the Russian Convoy approaching Kyiv

Points 51
Comments 6
Views 2476

This scene terrified me as a kid

Points 50
Comments 23
Views 4002

Have some Swedish chef shenanigans

Points 51
Comments 7
Views 2450

These games went hard with music. (Shameless repost since these deserve to be seen by many)

Points 3018
Comments 213
Views 138575

Dumb stuff that made me laugh

Points 775
Comments 29
Views 48160

Bad day? You need this

Points 18
Comments 2
Views 1335

This is why I love you weirdos

Points 1276
Comments 76
Views 64556

Quoth the Raven: la la la laaa

Points 109
Comments 15
Views 6246

Medieval Dogs in paintings

Points 46
Comments 11
Views 3761

Arriba abajo al centro y pa dentro

Points 37
Comments 3
Views 3009

Is there an app to translate this?

Points 2568
Comments 308
Views 185212

Odds of getting killed by a Shoebill stork are low....

Points 105
Comments 13
Views 9613

July 29th....

Points 10
Comments 5
Views 807

When you haven’t seen a cat

Points 88
Comments 9
Views 3802

Pooping is powerful

Points 24
Comments 19
Views 2070

Dumb stuff that made me laugh

Points 2603
Comments 84
Views 137179

Attention: PSA for Imgur

Points 1215
Comments 69
Views 108553

Glitch in the matrix

Points 31
Comments 3
Views 1815

Proud to be Texan

Points 29
Comments 10
Views 1294

You may be smooth but you’ll never be “move like this smooth.”

Points 214
Comments 39
Views 4153

A selection of memes for your Friday, good sir or madam.

Points 49
Comments 9
Views 2799

Strange Planet dump.

Points 125
Comments 8
Views 5835

Post thanksgiving dump of dumb stuff that made me laugh

Points 2174
Comments 45
Views 79393

Happy fall everyone!

Points 82
Comments 6
Views 4565

Nature has always been metal

Points 1415
Comments 80
Views 62283

Things that made me look slightly amused

Points 1309
Comments 65
Views 85282

Looking for memes? Too bad. All I have is toast.

Points 61
Comments 18
Views 2492

Dumb stuff that made me laugh recently

Points 1922
Comments 48
Views 62008

Take a break. Feel good.

Points 1371
Comments 30
Views 59868

I’m not an attractive woman so here’s a dump. I’m a solid 4, maybe a 5 on a good day.

Points 2815
Comments 63
Views 75084

You earned this.

Points 1708
Comments 57
Views 89152

Like butter on a bald monkey. Or in this case, a Druid ruin

Points 1801
Comments 55
Views 108730

Birds are metal

Points 50
Comments 13
Views 2651

Can’t stop laughing

Points 2159
Comments 183
Views 71228

Owls of North America and where to find them (if you are lucky)

Points 1311
Comments 102
Views 83982

This plover chick just wanted to wish you peace on wholesome day.

Points 33
Comments 2
Views 1731

What’s a Tok Tik?

Points 16
Comments 1
Views 1831
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