Life hack: become a dad, attain superhuman abilities
The biggest mistake of my entire life.
Notice its aura's subtle nuances, how it composes itself; this is the most ostensibly enigmatic snackfood imgur has ever seen.
It's the feast day of St. John Vianney. In other news, the Doctor is obviously real.
I found Dwight's new car.
USA! USA! USA!
You mean to tell me the Pinball Hall of Fame DIDN'T make it as a business? (Seen in Las Vegas)
Agree or disagree?
When my friend asks how I'm not hungover
God has favorites, apparently
"What you have done for the least of these, you have done for me" Happy (one day belated) Birthday to Pope Francis! A true example of the love of Christ and a servant to all of mankind.
It's Transformation Tuesday! I just wanted to share my fitness journey with everyone who has shown me so much support! Fitness isn't all about weight loss! I've gained almost 215 pounds in between the pictures. Thank you, I LOVE YOU ALL!!!!! !!!!!!!!!!!!!
Wolfgang-sta Amadeus Mozart
My dog is adorable. That is all.
A fresh take on a tired cliché
"Well, I'm better than dirt. I mean not that fancy store bought dirt. That stuffs loaded with nutrients. I can't compete with that stuff."
Where is your God now, imgur?
Gentlemen, even though Movember is over, remember these words of wisdom as you contemplate the unthinkable.
Mmmm... Language...
When you're telling an embarrassing story your friends pressure you into divulging.
MRW my friend tried arguing that House Elves are happier overall being servants rather than being free.
MRW my roommate claimed the Platonic body-soul dichotomy is superior to Aristotle's hylomorphism.
As a guy with a beard,
Have a SMASHING day, imgur! brglblgblrgrbgbrfbgfrbfl
ART TIME, ya philistines!
One of the most significant universal truths conveyed by this glorious show.
This is Michaelangelo's first "studio work" completed under the tutelage of Ghirlandaio at the age of 12.
My absolute favorite Scrubs moment
So I went on Tinder.. I regret nothing.
I wanted to go the store to buy some Ice-Scream to Munch on, but I didn't have any Monet for Degas to make the Van Gogh!
Canada, get on our level. Sorry for hogging all the cold.
How I feel as a senior walking into take a final for a class normally only freshmen take.
Thought provoking
We need to go deeper
How I imagine my professor must have felt after postponing an exam until Thursday, then canceling class.
Hats off to Pope Francis!
Just casually enjoying a brew at the match. This. IS. ENGLAND!
Pope Francis implicated in breaking miner scandal!!
Today is the Feast Day of Blessed Pope John Paul II, generally accepted to be the biggest badass since Batman.
I Holy See what you did there.
Feliz navidad
Socially Awkward Homeschoolers (Sorry for the redundancy)
Religious joke: fire in the hole!
Simply: breathtaking
This is my favorite meme. I think it desperately needs a comeback.
US eases uniforms for religious observance. As a conservative Catholic, this is one of the most American things I can think of. Well done, military, well done.
Good Guy Squatter (Squatterbro)
In light of all of the Black Jesus memes, here are some of my favorites. I like to think Jesus would find these pretty funny.