iamthemachine

13706 pts ยท August 11, 2012


I'm somewhere in between Sociopath and Psychopath.

I took on 5 kittens six weeks ago and I'm so stressed but also so happy. Lol

5 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

Currently fostering 3-soon-to-be5 kittens and first clip is my semi new teenager cat. Wtf are these beans?! He finally stopped hissing tho.

5 years ago | Likes 16 Dislikes 0

Well he is more logical than I am. We already have two pets in a 1bedroom. 3 more cats and then mama and siblings. Rent+pet fees. Oof.

5 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

That's a great name for it! I did this with my dog as a baby now I cant put on gloves when it's cold or she (and now the cat) get excited!

5 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Helps my dogs got a stub tail but kitty doesnt understand any of her play language. He just attacks her feet.

5 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

been waiting on that for years but as i live in the US i doubt id even get to see it until i illegally downloaded it.

5 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

I got a trophy playing soccer and i felt ashamed cuz all i did all season was sit on the field &pick flowers cuz i was pissed at my family

5 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

I have a friend who will take him if her apt will allow her another cat. And my friends mom likes him but just lost her cat so idk.

5 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Your update: feet are healing, tip of tail looks too far gone. He (it's a boy!) doesnt hiss when I pick him up and seems to be bonding w/me

5 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

I've got a friend lined up who wants him but if it falls through youd be next. You can type to me here! He needs a vet visit first

5 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

She says thank you! She's still unsure about another thing getting our attention, though.

5 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

My friend in Ireland wants him too! Yall having a shortage of cute cats over there?

5 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Talkto a family that does fostering about keeping it for a week or so while it gets checked out and then finding it a more permanent home.

5 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

I wish :( I start wheezing in cat houses. Unless I quarantine cleaned the rest of its life, no way I can keep it forever.

5 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I love them too! Mainly from afar but lil guy needed help. I always wished I wasn't allergic. I am to dogs too but Lana is hypoallergenic.

5 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Missing fur and red and inflamed. It was sitting in a bussle of fireants when I found him.

5 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Theres an outdoor cat who sits on our patio and mocks her thru the window at night. She gets in trouble for barking, cat saunters away.

5 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

The neighbors cat upstairs got out and thought our door was its home. Opened up to it bolting into our apt and hiding under our bed. And..

5 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

When I was younger i stopped breathing and I've been known to wheeze at my bros house with 2 cats. I wish I could keep it

5 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

I dont think Lana would let me walk away from it if I tried to! I can handle a few days and deep clean when it leaves. Humane is nearby too!

5 years ago | Likes 48 Dislikes 0

I can also cut my dogs hair but am lazy. She got cut just before lockdown so she isnt too bad. My BF however..he hid the clippers from me.

5 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

When it became F2P i jumped on with my proof of purchase hats just to be like "fuck ya'll newbies. Ima wreck you, son" it was a fun time

5 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I'm gonna try ignore the image of episode with lil charmander trying to protect its tail from the rain..and im crying...

5 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

It's a mock of Romeo and Juliet and their rival families.

5 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

his ability to finish a thought? jk dude. seriously. he passed away or he just disappeared? i must know now

5 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Hello fellow SA survivor. Hope all is well. We gotta stick together.. as far away from each other as possible. Thanks for the river shot!

5 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

TX opened yesterday and I am not going outside unless its to take the dog out. And my mask is next to her leash.

5 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

Oh look, thats me and my restless legs and the monster under my bed being sick of my shit.

5 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

My niece and I made hopscotch on the sidewalk and got to watch kids the next morning get off their bikes to hop along. It was great.

6 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Im in SA and everyone here seems to be an idiot. Just gonna stay on imgur and make spaghetti

6 years ago | Likes 10 Dislikes 0