Today is my cakeday. Here’s my cat
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Cat shoes
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German musician who looks just like Vladimir Putin with braided ponytails.
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In Germany “Alternative facts” has been voted the “Unwort” of the year for being against the principles of human dignity and democracy.
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Absolute unit cat. Sorry for potato quality
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My coffee machine has never been broken. UdSSR 0 - 1 Coffeemachine
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Everyday is national beer day when you are german.
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How I entered the week
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A few ppl and me have seen a woman jumping in front of a train but most of them just casually walked away. How could they do that? And why?
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Title
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on my way to Assmantown
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My dad sent me these
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Dreamed that my cat brought home a live mouse. I don’t have a cat. Guess it’s time to get one.
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“8 days until the fashion week and already white powder everywhere.”
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When I was a kid I had to do an emergency medical incision on myself.
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Makes it hard to masturbate
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