iamerror404

21460 pts · July 26, 2015


After watching Broadchurch, I want to move there.

6 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

My cockatoo can’t do this. I think he’s defective.

7 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Yes. I thought galah until it made the turn. Obvious Leadbeaters.

7 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Apparently yes. I’d never heard of them.

7 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

7 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Straight to the John Oliver Koala Chlamydia Ward.

7 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Oh definitely this. Especially when the Dr is younger AND you went to high school with them.

7 years ago | Likes 16 Dislikes 0

And that would still be a better show than How I Met Your Mother.

7 years ago | Likes 26 Dislikes 7

Username is applicable.

7 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

It’s the shorter version of The Czech Republic. It’s sort of a neologism from 2016.

7 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

This makes me want pizza and some HGH.

7 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Same. They would just try card after card.

7 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Nothing good. Just a lot of prematurely old, toothless, strung-out looking folks with shopping carts filled to overflowing with crap.

7 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

I recently went to Wal-Mart in Louisiana at 1am. If you want to succumb to abject despair, I can’t think of a better place.

7 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

TIL: Reeves Pheasants. Native to China, they’ve been introduced to the UK, the US, Czechia, and France. There are 2k left in the wild.

7 years ago | Likes 16 Dislikes 0

Haha. Yes it is.

7 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Yes. It’s a leatherback. I was wondering when someone would notice.

7 years ago | Likes 17 Dislikes 1

I’m also from the south. This is also a thing. This and taking a boat out at night in the swamp to murder frogs.

7 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

Where do they say jigging? People in Louisiana say frogging.

7 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

Haha. Ok this is pretty good.

7 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 1

I imagine you find out really fast. v

7 years ago | Likes 78 Dislikes 0

I have no idea what’s going on with her ass. She has the body of a 70 year old.

7 years ago | Likes 110 Dislikes 17

I’ll pass on reaching around in murky water because turtles.

7 years ago | Likes 878 Dislikes 3

I bet she’s a hoarder with a few mummified cats in the freezer.

7 years ago | Likes 11 Dislikes 0

Haha the Friends one.

7 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Girl makes $900k per day. Saw her in Vegas once. She’s tiny.

7 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

7 years ago | Likes 192 Dislikes 5

My cockatoo’s mouth parts are way weirder.

7 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

I remember seeing these at toys-r-us collecting dust in the early 80s.

7 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Also applicable to pretty much everything I’ve ever uploaded.

7 years ago | Likes 29 Dislikes 1