Yeah, I guess I needed new curtains
Strike a pose
Rio-oh my god!
What an adorable floating head...
Googled "sexy garlic bread". Was not disappointed.
Disappointed this wasnt in the opening ceremonies of the olympics
MRW I can't find the wine opener, but I'm determined
MOM GET OFF THE PHONE!!
They are really interesting, though!
I suddenly wish I had a boat
...I need TP for m...you got a loose cig I can bum?!
Meal prep for the week
Hu-likes hula hoop? I do!
Classic response
5/7 would let her put me in a headlock
MRW people try to randomly make an "upvote everything day"
Scatter!!!!
How I feel getting ready for work Monday morning
Common misconception, people
That'll buff out, buddy
With their powers combined, you have...a verizon employee
MRW I'm so surprised, I have to kiss whoever is over my shoulder
MRW it's finally payday
There they go again...
I see your water bottle flip and raise you...
Just a stool sample...
NO WAY!!!",
What's the prize in every national geographic magazine?