iTim314

727 pts · May 7, 2013


This is my public profile. I'm writing something about myself. Twitter: @iTim314

Holy fuck that’s funny

4 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

You’re correct, rolling shutter effect during a lightning strike.

7 years ago | Likes 17 Dislikes 0

Only if you live in Nashville. The rest of the state is just like the rest of the Deep South.

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 2

Arya voiced as Tina and you have yourself one helluva spinoff.

10 years ago | Likes 11 Dislikes 1

I will the first person who says Nashvegas.

10 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

DE-FENSE! *stomp stomp* DE-FENSE! *stomp stomp*

11 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

Ticket dismissed…. that'll be $150 in court costs, please.

11 years ago | Likes 24 Dislikes 2

I came back like six pages just to upvote this.

11 years ago | Likes 12 Dislikes 0

True story - my company's IT department is renting out Wildhorse for our Christmas party. I haven't been since my bro's bachelor party.

11 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

NASHVILLANS UNITE far far away from broadway because cowgirl boots.

11 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Same. Fresh grad making towards $75k including bonuses and incentives.

11 years ago | Likes 11 Dislikes 12

OMG MTSU!!!!

11 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 1

OMG MTSU!!!!

11 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 1

I'm on fucking Ibahn hotel wifi and I was surprised this was loading so fast.

11 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

*soccer

11 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 9

Literally huehuehjehue-ed.

12 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

As a Titans fan, I watch them more for the comedy than the football.

12 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

… tell me what town this is. ;)

12 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

♫ Goodbye may seem forever, farewell is like the end, but in my heart is a memory, and there you'll always be… *bawls hysterically*

12 years ago | Likes 33 Dislikes 0

Ah, yes. Moore County, where their sense of reason is equally proportionate to the size of the county.

12 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

How do you avoid driving in the rain?

12 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

It's a great state to live in unless you like to drink alcohol, are homosexual, vote democrat, or drive in the rain.

12 years ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 0

I can feel the upvotes...

12 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

88mph is my norm.

12 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

This is the perfect response for a thread discussing good restaurants and someone chimes in that Obama's a Muslim.

12 years ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 0

Pretty much verbatim my response whenever I electrocute someone. And when I say electrocute, I mean brush up against

12 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

That's basically my mantra.

12 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Suddenly, grapefruit-sized hail…

12 years ago | Likes 91 Dislikes 2

Nope. Three other roommates. They did the unthinkable.

12 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0