iShadows

167845 pts ยท August 27, 2016


Hello!

I would also divorce this guy's wife.

1 month ago | Likes 15 Dislikes 1

Like doing pushups or skipping in one foot?

2 months ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Did he take the 1 stroke water penalty?

2 months ago | Likes 37 Dislikes 0

I'm a big fan of Arby's, always good eating.

3 months ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I wouldn't bet on all of those even existing in 50yrs.

3 months ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

David Winter, that's a name I've not hard in a long time, a long time... Lovely.

3 months ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

He's that guy in a suit with a loosened tie you always see checking out with a rotisserie chicken and a bottle of wine.

4 months ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

The king has left the court.

4 months ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Well, slap my ass and call me Petunia, I'm in!

4 months ago | Likes 9 Dislikes 0

Does bring new meaning to 'keep making that face and it will get stuck that way'

4 months ago | Likes 44 Dislikes 0

Jinkies!

5 months ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

My eyes are up... uh, nvermind.

5 months ago | Likes 17 Dislikes 0

I'm going to tell my kids that this guy was David Byrne.

5 months ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

So Bugles?

5 months ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

No one had better touch Sasha!

5 months ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

The correct pronounciation is actually just 'fuck nazis' which ends with a punch for emphasis.

5 months ago | Likes 15 Dislikes 2

Achievement earned: Haulin' ass.

5 months ago | Likes 9 Dislikes 0

Can't park there, mate.

5 months ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 2

So, who won?

5 months ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Your future ex-wife?

5 months ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 1

I ain't even mad, that was totally fair.

6 months ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 2

Someone with principle.

6 months ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

I'm glad I don't believe in hell because this is the buddy movie we need...

6 months ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 2

Ghosts.

6 months ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Wait... the rapture leaves their clothes? Might have to head out and see what's up.

6 months ago | Likes 76 Dislikes 2

On the other hand, ain't no party like a lemon party ...

6 months ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

Shirley you must be kidding.

6 months ago | Likes 15 Dislikes 0

In the US they would probably say "This product is a naturally good source of Omega-3" to stress natural. Years ago I remember seeing "a naturally fat free snack" on a bag of jelly beans and laughed.

6 months ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0