Just passing time by posting comments that I find humorous by finding a way to relate to anything and everything. I hope one of my comments makes someone laugh a little bit. Laughter is an amazing thing. No matter what someone is going through in life, if you can make them laugh for even a second, you have temporarily made them forget about everything else and helped them enjoy the moment. ********* Lazy Way to FP (if usersub is feeling friendly) If you screenshot this and get it to fp I will relate to it and send you some ridiculous mystery item from either eBay or Amazon. I will also donate $50 American Pesos to Seth Rogan's Hilarity for Charity. There is one small stipulation. If you manage to somehow get this to FP you agree to make a second post in which you show the mystery item that I sent you along with proof of the charity payment that I will also send to you. I do not want to make any posts on this account as I want it to be only comments about relating to things. Just kinda my thing that I am doing here. ********* Since the people at imgur don't seem to want to give us messaging on mobile, if you send me a message tag me in a comment to let me know. I do 99.9% of my imgur tasks from my phone. ***a lot of comedic license has been taken in my comments. Some are based on my life and others are simply things that I believe read funny. Don't take what I write as complete fact***
As Mike Tyson, I can relate to this.
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