ladies and gentlemen, my brother-in-law...

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Mary had a little lamb..,

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thought this was a little punny

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The accuracy.

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At least someone loves me

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I got 2 dollars with consecutive serial numbers.

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MRW I when i woke up and realized I didn't submit my paper last night

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such neighbors. much humor. wow

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MRW I get off of work and then remember I have to be back in the morning

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Now you can die in peace.

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