hyperbolix

2249 pts · December 10, 2013


Software Engineer by day. Meat Popsicle by night. Computer nerd and fitness geek. My life philosophy is to maximize awesomeness. 🐈🚙🛻🏍️⛷️🏋️‍♂️🚴‍♂️💪🎯🔫 Gay, he/him.

I’m in this picture and I don’t like it.

10 months ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

So… they are going to start organizing the books by color and height?

1 year ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

Do you love sitting in a nest of spiders? Then yes!

1 year ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

I have a 2015 bmw r9t motorcycle… I think we have similar displacement engines 🤪

1 year ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

This kills the blanket.

1 year ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

Agree. Consent has to be informed. If someone informs their partner they are being exclusive and then they are not exclusive, they violated the rules of consent.

1 year ago | Likes 20 Dislikes 4

I recommend ending sex by moving immediately to additional sex 😈

1 year ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

Please be cautious about feeding dogs pizza. Maybe don’t do it. Dogs can’t eat garlic, pizza sauce contains garlic.

1 year ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 3

It’s ok to put a hole in a support as long as it’s under a certain size and ideally in the center, never at the edge. They are creating a huge potential risk of electric shock by a homeowner or tradesperson because a simple tack nail can hit this wire.

1 year ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 1

I don’t like this guy and I’m not trying to do anything to help him, but don’t yall feel like we are beating a dead horse here? Feels like OP is grabbing for internet points.

1 year ago | Likes 14 Dislikes 11

If I fits, I sits.

1 year ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Better beef makes the butter burger better.

2 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Shut up and take my money!

2 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

#3 I’d put 795001, and say “I want to make more than at least one NFL player.” They start at 795000 (as of 2024). Lets them know you want a lot without giving them any other useful info, so the ball is in their court to come back with the most they think they can offer. It’s exactly as serious a response as the question deserves.

2 years ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 0

If you have a loose solder connection this can sometime move the join together in a way that conducts correctly. If whacking it fixes it temporarily, you may be able to take it apart, find the loose joint, and resolder it. Some solder joints are load bearing and for large transformers, and can crack. I’ve personally fixed an LCD HDTV this way, the solder joint that failed prevented the backlight from working but everything else worked. Once resoldered, it worked completely again.

2 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Some plastic is processed with fish oil so the cats smell that and get interested… but in this case I think this cat is just weird. Some cats are just weird.

2 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

People who need transplants of vital organs legit relocate to states that don’t have motorcycle helmet laws.

2 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

See what! The glutes and quads are in need of the same love he’s giving his ‘ceps, and the his core is lean but his abs look weak. I’m a gay man, I look at dudes all the time, I can tell you this guy is skipping leg days.

2 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Nice… but have you heard about leg days?

2 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

There are many benefits to being a marine biologist.

2 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Paige, no!

2 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 1

I have this pillow 😊

2 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

And they poop constantly.

2 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 0

Experienced software engineer here. If we lost this ability our first goal would be to regain it and there is enough hardware around that we can cannibalize that we would succeed. But believe me, at scales that economically matter, we care about efficiency,m. But it’s also important to keep software easy to understand for the developers that build it: maintaining engineering agility outweighs maximum execution efficiency.

2 years ago | Likes 11 Dislikes 0

I dunno how you are on your journey but for me it’s starting to get easier each day. You can do it!

2 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 0

Right there with you buddy, made that New Year’s resolution and still keeping it. Keep posting these if it helps you, imma follow you and upvote your sobriety as much as I can.

2 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 0

I have a silly corporate award for having deleted more code than I added in a year.

2 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Fake it til you make it.

2 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Paige, no!

2 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0