hyaenidae

53137 pts ยท May 9, 2015


*laughs http://imgur.com/HpBXit3

Tell her to calm the calamities that are her mammaries

1 year ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

White markings on the bumps, bollards either sides and signs all over the road in the UK

1 year ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

He's super lovely, pokes a little fun, but it's harmless fun

2 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Mongrels

3 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Eh, shout out from Northfield! I'll be at work dealing with dogs suffering heatstroke. At least we have AC that occasionally works

3 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Definitely not an option in the UK, maybe it's a private healthcare thing

3 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Joyfully, my IUD perforated my uterus and cervix a year later, I'm still taking opiates for the pain

3 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

It isn't routine to get any anaesthesia for IUD? I didn't, none of my friends did, some were warned to take NSAIDS first, I wasn't

3 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 0

Girl, how do you get your hair like that? Just spent hours taking my braids out and the pain of brushing out the kinks, just, no!

3 years ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 0

No worries man, hope things somehow, get better!

3 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

3 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Will this make front page? Zoltar will grant your wish

3 years ago | Likes 14 Dislikes 0

I wanna see the video where he tries it with a feral cat!

3 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

That dog is just waiting to sling shot into the windscreen if the guy breaks suddenly

3 years ago | Likes 56 Dislikes 4

You in Joburg?

3 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Is it black mamba that are super pissy and will chase you down out of spite?

3 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 0

I got my referral letter today! Do you expect to keep having periods and are there any hormonal side effects?

3 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Some of these look like great stretches

3 years ago | Likes 146 Dislikes 0

How did it go? Trying to get referral through NHS

3 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

This is stupid. I love it.

3 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

They're docked when they're lambs

4 years ago | Likes 46 Dislikes 0

"We're in the Middle East!" Ha

4 years ago | Likes 8 Dislikes 2

Violet Tea. Tea is a food group, fight me!

4 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

That shrill, "HI BABY!" is fantastic

4 years ago | Likes 652 Dislikes 1

Bloody hell, like a ninja!

4 years ago | Likes 21 Dislikes 3

Does a dog stick up it's head at the end? That's a busy bed

4 years ago | Likes 46 Dislikes 1

I watch that film too much, I remember the exact scene.

4 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

I went on a date with a guy that didn't know what Apartheid was. I'm South African. There was no second date.

4 years ago | Likes 120 Dislikes 15

I split up with a guy and cut ties with most friends and honestly the peace and lack of expectation to interact is a massive relief.

4 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0