Did someone date Pirates?
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4
250
Your life is your life
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5
1330
Here I sit broken hearted
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11
700
. . .
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36
289
This describes quite a few people I know
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3
190
True for as long as I can remember
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9
544
Thought I'd squeeze out a little dump
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2
1105
Really trying to stay strong
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46
9222
Mrw I had to leave my puppy at a dog sitter for the holidays
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4
1342
Happy international women's day!
5
3
436
You done messed up now a-a-ron
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26
2273
MRW I'm worried my abnormal liver function means I have cancer but my doctor tells me I'm actually just a fat piece of shit and need to lose weight.
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12
5796
Last minute attempt to get some July 29 up votes by using a well worn gif
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0
132
Make America Great Again!
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112
1194
Nothing like a little support from your family
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5
48
mrw people judge me for being upset about the Paris attacks because we have to mourn every harm in the world equally
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59
332
I only have one rule
9
1
346
What I think of every time someone suggests they will protect me from terrorists
7
15
452
Don't forget your towel!
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12
565
This one got me through a lot of heartache as a young man
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4
603
mrw when my wife wakes me up at 2 am on my birthday to tell me her water broke
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23521
Words to live by
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74