Amazon knows
Izzet the pup
When you need every last pony
MRW I hear Korn is replacing Ozzy as the headliner for Rocklahoma
The Goodest Gentleman's Club
My name is Dereck
The awakening
When you see a spiderweb outside your house
Seems a little on the nose
MRW the war ends before I can make a post
Well, I guess I know
New super effective mouse bait
Why didn't anyone tell me?
Stupid talent
Happy new year!
When you leave the intern in charge of filling the empty space on your packaging
Peace through power
MRW my coworker needs me to be on time, then sends me a spicy meme dump
The band is here. The bartenders are here. The people are elsewhere. (Pics unrelated.)
A Specific Menace
The Early Voter lines were 3 hours long