honpre

980 pts ยท January 31, 2016


Thank you!

4 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

I am 250 lbs now in mid 40s. I was 350+ lbs through my 30's. Definitely feeling / looking better now.

5 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

Stink bugs and cilantro smell the same to me.

5 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

You can get the fudge out of here... That's what you can get.

5 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 1

That's always the solution.

5 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Ok... there's that! I was just thinking about having Mr. Whitehouse in the Whitehouse.

5 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

@MrPuckett another one for the wholesomes!

5 years ago | Likes 12 Dislikes 0

Same! He is a good looking dude.

5 years ago | Likes 11 Dislikes 0

@franknlinks25

5 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

#2 super sized junk drawer.

5 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

I chuckled. Thanks!

5 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Look up & try myofascial release... And weed. Weed relaxes me enough to help me release muscle and fascia tension. Takes time, be patient.

5 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Fu*k 'em... Life goes on, others will fill their spot.

5 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Guachington Hice.

5 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

N'est pas le Bronx... Vous cette un idiot!

5 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

You ain't a fuckin New Yorker... That's obvious!

5 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

You sonuvabitch! +1

5 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

That's against Cole's Law... You'll get in trouble.

5 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I'd say... Lots of dolores, if someone shoots your arm off.

6 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Excelento Spanisho!

6 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 0

Please share those great memories with all of your closest, complete strangers.

6 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I was carrying son on my shoulders and he puked. Got a little on my head, but I got him off me right away. Yeet!

6 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Jive turkey don't want no help, jive turkey don't get no help!

6 years ago | Likes 11 Dislikes 0

But do you have a frozen banana?

6 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Visual jokes are not funny to blind people. You should feel bad!

6 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

... At least!

6 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

Ten minutes after this, all the parents needed naps and two of them had to go to the hospital for sprains and back pain.

6 years ago | Likes 10 Dislikes 0

Fine... "He is the brute squad."

6 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

I'd shit the watch outta that!

6 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

How do you have leftover coffee?

6 years ago | Likes 10 Dislikes 1