hexparadox

512 pts · June 26, 2016


Something about myself

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3 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

My girlfriend keeps suggesting I dab after I’m done. Not sure what standing there doing a dance move will do but I’ll give it a go

5 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

QuarenSCREEN

6 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Never thought a bird could fall like that

6 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Is this some kind of peasant joke I’m too British to understand?

6 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I think they are warning against China

6 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

#20 —- what is a bottle of Parmesan cheese?

6 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Yea but the re-edited it to say “Pizza Hut” instead of “Taco Bell” and it sounds awful that way

6 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

We have a cockapoo and we both work full time. I’m lucky enough o work from home when I’m not with clients. But he is quite happy alone

7 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

7 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

ROCKY?!

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

because obviously a man should always pay for things on a date. how very progressive..... *eye roll*

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 2

i think i'm gonna retire now .... and become a duck

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Australians speak better English than Americans ... fact

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

the ducks aren't made of wood they just float in water

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

ohhh purdy ... 2303

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

And then .....

8 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

ahhhh Preston ....

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

#strongandstable

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

That is exactly the humour I was aiming for

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

obviously you need to make better life choices if $60 is that important for food but yet you purchased both xbone and ps4 and subscriptions

8 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

*you're

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

disappoint, thought this was going to end with the new Nokia 3310

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I'd go to the year 3000 and bring back proof that nothing's changed 'cept they live underwater

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 1

but it says "your post is being reviewed by our moderation team. this may take a few minutes"

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 4