helluvasparkplug

6193 pts · March 9, 2015


bet you thought I initially was a guy, didn't you :D oh ho ho ho ho ho

If a tornado looks like it's standing still/rotating in place...it's headed straight for you.

1 year ago | Likes 19 Dislikes 0

"once an egg hatches, it can't get put back in the shell." LOUDER FOR THOSE IN THE BACK

1 year ago | Likes 15 Dislikes 3

It says "lovers" but that woman's body language is reading something different

5 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Um

5 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Oh man. I'm so sorry for your loss. Black cats are so beautiful

5 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

We may be brave, but we are not all free.

5 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

This is how people in a cult behave. They don't need to be laughed at or mocked, they need some heavy duty reprogramming.

5 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

PREACH THE GOOD WORD

5 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 4

Not to be overly dramatic, but I would die for Wedge

5 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Very Good dump my dear sir or madam, very good indeed

5 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Physics is phun

5 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I love absurd memes like these. Thank you

5 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

This photo will never not make me laugh

5 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Meow

5 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Jesus,how did you not cause a fire. Also passing out for 10 hours from drinking isn't good man...you doing ok?

5 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Or as another commenter noted - maybe hit by a car already & as just disoriented

5 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

I'd wager you're probably right.

5 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Wait are they dead?? Too scared to turn sound on

5 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I'm legitimately curious - and FBI, if you're reading this you should be too - what is preventing people from rioting/taking over by force?

5 years ago | Likes 8 Dislikes 1

I thought he was a chicken.

5 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Nooo i want to see the rest!

5 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I laughed so hard outloud that I choked

5 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

given to them when older,but I think in the meantime you'd find it very fascinating! (2.)

5 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

"Gift of Fear" really should be required reading for every woman...I forgot to ask how old your daughters were so this may be better (1)

5 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Thank you, I appreciate that! Merry Christmas!

5 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

5 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

It's actually my sister's kitty! Slowly getting over my cat allergy through exposure therapy :p and didn't he do such a good job?? A+

5 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Oh dang, you weren't kidding witcher. Oh valley of plenty indeed

5 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Unpopular opinion- if you can't tell if it's satire or not, then it's not a good comedian. It becomes a Schrödinger's Douchebag scenario

5 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0