hellocurls22

21664 pts · February 18, 2016


I'm not that new anymore. I have a cat named Pancho. He can be an asshole at times, but I still love that stinker.

That’s cause he was. Before he got neutered.

7 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Wonder if it works just like a magic wand? Hmm.

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

This made me chuckle. Lol

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Why did I click on this ? Lol

9 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

They must be southern.

9 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Ohh. That's such a cutie.

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Messy ass. Clean your flat. You ain't getting pussy with your flat looking like that.

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Bath time after he wakes up.

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

When he look like that who cares if he can't cook. Lol

9 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

That's a stuffed crepe you heathen.

9 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

My brother was on a carrier. They did this shit for fun. All men. Not any women. So yes easily amused.

9 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 0

Men are so easily amused lol

9 years ago | Likes 17 Dislikes 3

Oh my. I just hope my fluff doesn't get that big. Ever since he got neutered he just put on so much weight.

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Those stories get me a little teary. A father's love for his child is amazing.

9 years ago | Likes 521 Dislikes 3

My cat does that too lol. How cute.

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

I gave a buddy of mine a pocket pussy. You know, for when the mood hits. He loves it.

9 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

One day when I get a BF I'll do those things lol.

9 years ago | Likes 10 Dislikes 1

I'm so sorry OP. I know the feeling to well. Seek therapy. It really helps. It has helped me a lot.

9 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Have you heard what's going on in South Dakota? We already there.

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Wow. Look at that moose knuckle.

9 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

Oh I see bearnuts.

9 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

She wants u to adopt the son so she can stick with child support for both kids when she divorces you.

9 years ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 5

If you've never been pegged then start with one that's the size of your pecker then slowly increase sizes. Don't go big to quickly.

9 years ago | Likes 9 Dislikes 1

Is this an excuse for a selfie ?

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

A massage with a happy ending I hope lol.

9 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 1

And it's quilted. Nothing but the best for your bum.

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Can I sit on your face?

9 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

My deli is kosher and I'm Mexican lol. ;)

9 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

I'm Irish Mexican woman. And I love potatoes lol.

9 years ago | Likes 8 Dislikes 0

Lmao. Brought back memories.

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0