heimfaced

7861 pts ยท October 28, 2016


*out of context or *misinterpretation of satire

6 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 0

This is probably the most perfect thing I have ever read. And im happy for that reference.

6 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 0

Does this one affect the rich?

6 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Did he talk the whole time to avoid the complete silence?

6 years ago | Likes 24 Dislikes 0

We staff over 200 people across several shifts. Typically if we have a few call ins,no big deal. But we have had 15 on a shift. Shit happens

6 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

Maximize profits and minimize costs. Business for ya.

6 years ago | Likes 10 Dislikes 2

Deus Vult.

6 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

They are usually just as confused as I am.

6 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Shits just there when and where you least expect it.

6 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Yes

6 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

I usually call people and tell them I'm dreaming, that's my habitual lucid dream experience.

6 years ago | Likes 367 Dislikes 1

The struggle is real.

6 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 1

Aflac

6 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 1

Both. /a/Fc8HdwH

6 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

+ 99% of all 2019 and newer vehicles have those headlights stock.

6 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

The company I work for did some soldering rework on some new led headlights. We had to wear some super dark shades for testing.

6 years ago | Likes 11 Dislikes 1

6 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Twitter is toxic

6 years ago | Likes 12 Dislikes 2

It means that cat is high as fuck.

6 years ago | Likes 12 Dislikes 3

Michigan is that way

6 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Every fucking time.

6 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

I love league because it makes me realize how much of my anger I typically keep suppressed.

6 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Or doesn't exist, as laws have to be flexible enough for future scenarios that come up with no prior conception of it being an issue.

6 years ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 3

The point is that who is going to write a law for divorce, that states who gets what in each and every possibly scenario that exists?

6 years ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 4

My law professor said it would be extremely hard to write laws that define every possible situation to be that clear.

6 years ago | Likes 24 Dislikes 1

Raw doggin some randoms.

6 years ago | Likes 10 Dislikes 2

I only smiled

6 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 2

Congrats on the pirate.

6 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 11

How do you know?

6 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

Splash zone

6 years ago | Likes 67 Dislikes 0