headlessness

257073 pts · April 6, 2015


Addicted to sharing every funny gif-able thing I find with you lot (even if I am on the toilet at the time). Starting to communicate almost solely by .gif and sarcastic comments. tl;dr the internet has broken me.

…and the surrounding region. Syria got heavily fucked after Iraq too.

6 months ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

#12 this also cooks the fish.

6 months ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Putting in the work dude and it shows. Loved your progress.

6 months ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 1

Him under the ground would be better.

6 months ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 1

Bootlickers

6 months ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 2

That’s the spirit!

6 months ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 1

In infinite joy if god has heard my prayers for her.

6 months ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 1

Show us the front of those pants, cowards.

6 months ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 0

Exactly

6 months ago | Likes 23 Dislikes 0

Trains will probably still be on time

6 months ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

It was HIS camera person walking backwards.

6 months ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

One of my most watched YouTube categories is guys building things in the woods with hand tools. That’s the life.

6 months ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Tomorrow’s just not convenient for me.

6 months ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Certainly not Palestinian sheep.

6 months ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 1

Absolutely. And he will lose that too because he has weak credentials regarding Gaza.
The democrats need to court the left if they ever want to win again.

6 months ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I give my one year old energy drinks all the time. How else is he supposed to win fights at daycare?

6 months ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

Handsome boi.

6 months ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Pro tip: if you’ve burnt two pieces of toast rub them against each other to get rid of the burnt blackened layer.

6 months ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

#1 I always knew Emo Philips was faking that voice.

6 months ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Wait, there have pretty ginger Mexicans now?
I need to get out and see the world more.

6 months ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Friend of my wife saw her in Manchester Piccadilly station once and said to my wife “oh, I should go ask for an autograph or picture”.
My wife, knowing who Debbie was said “good luck with that one” and then died laughing when Debbie told her friend to “go fuck yourself”.

6 months ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

*rupture

6 months ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

I do it mid-rejection to assert dominance.

6 months ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

#18 the American football player Michael Vick got in a lot of trouble for doing the same thing with dogs.

6 months ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 1

Absolutely true. And they royally fucked up by not cutting ties to Israel and losing the left wing vote also.

6 months ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Or because this was made up in the west wing two weeks ago.
I bet they aged it by burning the edges of the pages so it looked like the map from the goonies.

6 months ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 16

Yes but I’d wear my brown walking pants.

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