793 pts · October 3, 2013
Boy, it’s a good thing the sea is headed that one way and not towards the house!
Real life Beavis and Butthead
Not at all, my good mouth-breather! Even in my incredulity. Come away from the shroud of obliviousness, and step down the shining path of egglightenment!!
Tell you what, my man- make a video- take a raw egg, scramble it up- lightly, now, not too much- and gargle that eggy goodness like motherfuckin listerine for a solid 15-20 seconds. Let a little slide down the ol’ gullet for good measure! Post that shit and then come back and ask why she vomiting
It’s a nice night to… CHAR AGAIN
She touches our daily lives and yet no one ever sees her. She must be overly….sheepish
Papers and penses and nice holey cheeses….. Things that are pleasant for mices and meeses…..
Maybe if he spent as much time courting decent representation as he does practicing that idiotic look on his face, he may not have found himself in this most current predicament. What a fucking loser
pony pomodoro, carnage alla Napoletana!
DO NOT UNMUTE WTF why just why
The duck should have a little froggy friend with a top hat and a monocle who goes by the name of Mákunt Izichi, esq.
It’s just one giant cylindrical piece of pig meat. Happy fucken birthday indeed
Would that make her…ambidextrous?
I Put My Trust In You! Put My Tractor On Your Boat!!
Cats are my favorite, @op. But promulgating these videos with awful music? Fuck off.
That dog is unimpressmented
Dog bread. A nice baguette for your wiener perhaps
Comment, this is
I’m pretty sure they speed up these teeny particles to crazy speeds and then watch them collide. This causes even smaller particles to appear for tiny amounts of time, and I think it helps them study the mysteries of quantum mechanics
yub nub
But I’m left-handed. I won’t be able to see what I’m doing.
Whisker?! I barely know her!
Oh I’m sorry- are yards not outdoors where you come from? Do you have information regarding eradication of said species being caused by feral cats as opposed to domesticated animals? Or do you just think that literally every single person who owns a cat should never ever let them outdoors because of the opinions you’ve formed from your exhaustive research?
Minivans. Fucken minivans every time. I don’t know why- maybe having kids and the havoc that must wreak on your schedule- but more often than not they’re aggressive assholes on the road
That being said, I totally agree with the second part of your statement. It is healthy to trim their nails so they don’t get stuck on everything
My cats have been going outdoors for the past 14 or so years I’ve had them. They wander around the yard, lay in the sun, chase each other around, dig on the trees. If course I watch them, but It’s a peaceful life. Blanket statements such as yours have no root in reality
Lolth, I do chuckleth. Also, this is very cool.
The best thing is how their little noses get all scrunched up into little lines and divots
Respect. Glad to see you are taking good care of your beastie!
Boy, it’s a good thing the sea is headed that one way and not towards the house!
Real life Beavis and Butthead
Not at all, my good mouth-breather! Even in my incredulity. Come away from the shroud of obliviousness, and step down the shining path of egglightenment!!
Tell you what, my man- make a video- take a raw egg, scramble it up- lightly, now, not too much- and gargle that eggy goodness like motherfuckin listerine for a solid 15-20 seconds. Let a little slide down the ol’ gullet for good measure! Post that shit and then come back and ask why she vomiting
It’s a nice night to… CHAR AGAIN
She touches our daily lives and yet no one ever sees her. She must be overly….sheepish
Papers and penses and nice holey cheeses….. Things that are pleasant for mices and meeses…..
Maybe if he spent as much time courting decent representation as he does practicing that idiotic look on his face, he may not have found himself in this most current predicament. What a fucking loser
pony pomodoro, carnage alla Napoletana!
DO NOT UNMUTE WTF why just why
The duck should have a little froggy friend with a top hat and a monocle who goes by the name of Mákunt Izichi, esq.
It’s just one giant cylindrical piece of pig meat. Happy fucken birthday indeed
Would that make her…ambidextrous?
I Put My Trust In You! Put My Tractor On Your Boat!!
Cats are my favorite, @op. But promulgating these videos with awful music? Fuck off.
That dog is unimpressmented
Dog bread. A nice baguette for your wiener perhaps
Comment, this is
I’m pretty sure they speed up these teeny particles to crazy speeds and then watch them collide. This causes even smaller particles to appear for tiny amounts of time, and I think it helps them study the mysteries of quantum mechanics
But I’m left-handed. I won’t be able to see what I’m doing.
Whisker?! I barely know her!
Oh I’m sorry- are yards not outdoors where you come from? Do you have information regarding eradication of said species being caused by feral cats as opposed to domesticated animals? Or do you just think that literally every single person who owns a cat should never ever let them outdoors because of the opinions you’ve formed from your exhaustive research?
Minivans. Fucken minivans every time. I don’t know why- maybe having kids and the havoc that must wreak on your schedule- but more often than not they’re aggressive assholes on the road
That being said, I totally agree with the second part of your statement. It is healthy to trim their nails so they don’t get stuck on everything
My cats have been going outdoors for the past 14 or so years I’ve had them. They wander around the yard, lay in the sun, chase each other around, dig on the trees. If course I watch them, but It’s a peaceful life. Blanket statements such as yours have no root in reality
Lolth, I do chuckleth. Also, this is very cool.
The best thing is how their little noses get all scrunched up into little lines and divots
Respect. Glad to see you are taking good care of your beastie!