headkitchen

793 pts · October 3, 2013


Boy, it’s a good thing the sea is headed that one way and not towards the house!

2 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Real life Beavis and Butthead

2 years ago | Likes 15 Dislikes 0

Not at all, my good mouth-breather! Even in my incredulity. Come away from the shroud of obliviousness, and step down the shining path of egglightenment!!

2 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 1

Tell you what, my man- make a video- take a raw egg, scramble it up- lightly, now, not too much- and gargle that eggy goodness like motherfuckin listerine for a solid 15-20 seconds. Let a little slide down the ol’ gullet for good measure! Post that shit and then come back and ask why she vomiting

2 years ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 1

It’s a nice night to… CHAR AGAIN

2 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

She touches our daily lives and yet no one ever sees her. She must be overly….sheepish

2 years ago | Likes 21 Dislikes 0

Papers and penses and nice holey cheeses….. Things that are pleasant for mices and meeses…..

2 years ago | Likes 8 Dislikes 0

Maybe if he spent as much time courting decent representation as he does practicing that idiotic look on his face, he may not have found himself in this most current predicament. What a fucking loser

2 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

pony pomodoro, carnage alla Napoletana!

2 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 2

DO NOT UNMUTE WTF why just why

2 years ago | Likes 126 Dislikes 3

The duck should have a little froggy friend with a top hat and a monocle who goes by the name of Mákunt Izichi, esq.

2 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 1

It’s just one giant cylindrical piece of pig meat. Happy fucken birthday indeed

2 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Would that make her…ambidextrous?

2 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 1

I Put My Trust In You! Put My Tractor On Your Boat!!

2 years ago | Likes 17 Dislikes 0

Cats are my favorite, @op. But promulgating these videos with awful music? Fuck off.

2 years ago | Likes 54 Dislikes 6

That dog is unimpressmented

2 years ago | Likes 8 Dislikes 0

2 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Dog bread. A nice baguette for your wiener perhaps

2 years ago | Likes 18 Dislikes 1

Comment, this is

2 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 0

I’m pretty sure they speed up these teeny particles to crazy speeds and then watch them collide. This causes even smaller particles to appear for tiny amounts of time, and I think it helps them study the mysteries of quantum mechanics

2 years ago | Likes 36 Dislikes 2

yub nub

2 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

But I’m left-handed. I won’t be able to see what I’m doing.

2 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Whisker?! I barely know her!

2 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Oh I’m sorry- are yards not outdoors where you come from? Do you have information regarding eradication of said species being caused by feral cats as opposed to domesticated animals? Or do you just think that literally every single person who owns a cat should never ever let them outdoors because of the opinions you’ve formed from your exhaustive research?

2 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 1

Minivans. Fucken minivans every time. I don’t know why- maybe having kids and the havoc that must wreak on your schedule- but more often than not they’re aggressive assholes on the road

2 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

That being said, I totally agree with the second part of your statement. It is healthy to trim their nails so they don’t get stuck on everything

2 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

My cats have been going outdoors for the past 14 or so years I’ve had them. They wander around the yard, lay in the sun, chase each other around, dig on the trees. If course I watch them, but It’s a peaceful life. Blanket statements such as yours have no root in reality

2 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 3

Lolth, I do chuckleth. Also, this is very cool.

2 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 3

The best thing is how their little noses get all scrunched up into little lines and divots

2 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 0

Respect. Glad to see you are taking good care of your beastie!

2 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0