5906 pts · October 19, 2017
Hey there, you. I see you having a sneeky look. I knew you couldn't resist. I'm keeping an eye on you.
He had an affair and left for his mistress. I was later on tinder and see his profile with recent pics. They are still together officially.
And separation... Geez I'm not sick. Don't think his mistress would be too pleased to see it though. (2/2)
I met my husband on tinder... Unfortunately it was after the marriage. (1/2)
Mine is on the 12th August next year. Might set a reminder.
Body's aching all the time
Awww they picking on the brown one.
? That would be so much cooler
Little low
Or my. Personal fave.. I'm straighter than that throw.
He's my hero. He's so good I'd trust him to ref an England Wales world Cup final. If you wanna cwtch do it off the pitch.
As a white brit with a brummy accent I can't call my kid pierre, gerraint or Ibrahim. Just wouldn't sound right. Love those names though.
Some of my favourite names ruined this way. Although some have been redeemed since. Problem for me is teaching predominantly foreign kids...
She was really embarrassed and apologetic afterwards. Apparently it was the hat. ?
My boss came up to me at a Christmas party and said "I know you don't I?“ It's a staff of 12 people. We talk several times per day.
My dog tries to do this to my neice who is scared of him. It doesn't go well. He's fucking huge.
Didn't get it till you spelled it out ?
Maybe when I have kids of my own ill add thrm to the collection. Haha
Only seen 1. Kind of glad now.
Thanks. Im sure my family care in some ways. They just don't read and so don't see books as a thing to be proud of.
To Become One https://www.amazon.co.uk/dp/1701618052/ref=cm_sw_r_cp_apa_i_3WFSDb92FWADM
Possibly unsurprisingly, a woman who had a dodgy past, trying to make sure she doesn't fuck up her kids future
Ma?
Yes?
Well... Obviously. Have you ever tried to fuck an elephant? Definitely a two man job when your ladder is wobbly.
Thanks. Most people just tell me now how much of an ass he is. Makes me feel like a fool. But I know who he was when I married him.
He wasn't a shit head before - he was wonderful. He had a mental breakdown and went into a downward spiral. It got very awful very fast.
He told me he gave it to a collector. Being a zoo keeper, I can only hope he was telling the truth. He has enough people that care.
The dog and I are much happier now.
I came home to find my husband had got ris of our snake. He then threatened to to the same to the dog. Shortly after he left me.
He had an affair and left for his mistress. I was later on tinder and see his profile with recent pics. They are still together officially.
And separation... Geez I'm not sick. Don't think his mistress would be too pleased to see it though. (2/2)
I met my husband on tinder... Unfortunately it was after the marriage. (1/2)
Mine is on the 12th August next year. Might set a reminder.
Body's aching all the time
Awww they picking on the brown one.
? That would be so much cooler
Little low
Or my. Personal fave.. I'm straighter than that throw.
He's my hero. He's so good I'd trust him to ref an England Wales world Cup final. If you wanna cwtch do it off the pitch.
As a white brit with a brummy accent I can't call my kid pierre, gerraint or Ibrahim. Just wouldn't sound right. Love those names though.
Some of my favourite names ruined this way. Although some have been redeemed since. Problem for me is teaching predominantly foreign kids...
She was really embarrassed and apologetic afterwards. Apparently it was the hat. ?
My boss came up to me at a Christmas party and said "I know you don't I?“ It's a staff of 12 people. We talk several times per day.
My dog tries to do this to my neice who is scared of him. It doesn't go well. He's fucking huge.
Didn't get it till you spelled it out ?
Maybe when I have kids of my own ill add thrm to the collection. Haha
Only seen 1. Kind of glad now.
Thanks. Im sure my family care in some ways. They just don't read and so don't see books as a thing to be proud of.
To Become One https://www.amazon.co.uk/dp/1701618052/ref=cm_sw_r_cp_apa_i_3WFSDb92FWADM
Possibly unsurprisingly, a woman who had a dodgy past, trying to make sure she doesn't fuck up her kids future
To Become One https://www.amazon.co.uk/dp/1701618052/ref=cm_sw_r_cp_apa_i_3WFSDb92FWADM
Ma?
Yes?
Well... Obviously. Have you ever tried to fuck an elephant? Definitely a two man job when your ladder is wobbly.
Thanks. Most people just tell me now how much of an ass he is. Makes me feel like a fool. But I know who he was when I married him.
He wasn't a shit head before - he was wonderful. He had a mental breakdown and went into a downward spiral. It got very awful very fast.
He told me he gave it to a collector. Being a zoo keeper, I can only hope he was telling the truth. He has enough people that care.
The dog and I are much happier now.
I came home to find my husband had got ris of our snake. He then threatened to to the same to the dog. Shortly after he left me.