hatbeard

36737 pts · April 11, 2013


Hat & Beard & Puns. Terrible terrible puns.

my dog is part Luck Dragon too

2 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

doesn't gel with his twitter presence either from what I've seen of it which seems to be quite genuine and honest and very down to earth.

3 years ago | Likes 12 Dislikes 0

and he works as a tradesman.

4 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

then we found out her husband has lived in the house since he was a child and inherited it from his parents.

4 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

our new neighbour after saying she'd lived there for 5 years: "our place still needs a bit of work, we dont have a sink in the bathroom yet"

4 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

4 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

?letting the trailers roll by, followed by THX sounds?

4 years ago | Likes 13 Dislikes 0

the only stuff we took to temp accom. was furniture and clothes as it was meant to be for 3-4 months only.

4 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

after a year or so we got a very small amount of compensation. I lost every single item from my childhood.

4 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

we got moved out of our house "temporarily" because it needed foundation repair. council sold it and dumped all our stuff in the attic

4 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

I'm giving a million pounds to fund someone w/ a viable idea to solve this issue so they can work on it is what an actual good guy would do

4 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

if he's not funding it, he's just saying he's willing to buy the goodwill created by the breakthrough for x amount when someone else does it

4 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

I ruined a surprise once, my best friend invited me to his gf's birthday & didnt think to tell me it was a surprise so it came up in convo.

4 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

With the global shipping crisis in full swing it's comforting to know one of the farthest places from us on the planet is our first option

4 years ago | Likes 31 Dislikes 0

Gator is my dog whenever he sees another dog off in the distance, will lay there til they get close then run around like a tazmanian devil

4 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

where i was sat I was cm from the truck pushing us and in direct line with the wheelbase, would have been easily crushed.

4 years ago | Likes 9 Dislikes 0

i'm posting all over this thread but I was in a car this happened too. I was more worried the truck was going to go over the top of us.

4 years ago | Likes 16 Dislikes 0

i've been in a car this happened too as a passenger, the only thing our brains let us do was scream and think about how we're gonna die.

4 years ago | Likes 9 Dislikes 0

lane and then we regained traction which accelerated us in front of the truck and he hits us again and pushed us 150yds up the road 2/2

4 years ago | Likes 13 Dislikes 0

I've been a passenger in a car this happened to. truck pulled into our lane hitting rear side of our car. knocked us sideways into next 1/?

4 years ago | Likes 15 Dislikes 0

I pointed it out to my GF and now she is delighted whenever I pick a chair with no space behind and she spots everyone still try to use it

4 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

so of course it happens no matter where I sit, the bit of floor behind me is always the most desirable route even when it's not practical

4 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

just ruins my whole meal as I cant relax with them making me worry about space behind me when it would take them 1 more second to go around

4 years ago | Likes 9 Dislikes 0

as someone who is always anxious about being in the way I hate being buzzed by wait staff squeezing behind my chair when there's no room.

4 years ago | Likes 11 Dislikes 0

luckily I was fine except for a very sore arm. was only about 10yrs old so learned important lesson that day.

4 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

once licked fingers & put them in bulbless lamp to prank friend as knew it was unplugged,except my mum had cleaned room & plugged it back in

4 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

my dog would be losing his shit the second he saw the suit

4 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

worth it.

4 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

i spent £300 on a 450mb hdd upgrade for my amiga A600 just to avoid swapping disks on monkey island. was my entire savings as early teen.

4 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0