Got an email from the library reminding me that my books are due back tomorrow.

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262

Behold: the most Australian of subdivisions.

9

11

50

MFW there's a car in the parking lot with the licence plate 'NCC1701D' and I notice the guy getting out of the car is bald.

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13

385

MRW an invisible vampire suddenly appears in my car and I remember I'm packing an invisible stake

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13

1070

Homer Simpson: A Man of Many Shirts (oc)

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12

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