handgrenade

47591 pts ยท October 5, 2013


Who are you? What are you? Who moved a rock?

5 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

I didn't make it all the way through third grade for nothing!

5 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Between a dildo store and a crematorium. Truly the right place to go fuck yourself and die.

5 years ago | Likes 55 Dislikes 0

"THEY!!!!!" Buzz off.

5 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 1

Major, a rescue dog. There's also Champ, who was their dog when he was VP too.

5 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Yes, having the Confederate flag on the black arm is ironic.

5 years ago | Likes 24 Dislikes 2

On another, more accurate note, AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA.

5 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 2

Yeah, til January. Then he's just some asshole.

5 years ago | Likes 390 Dislikes 1

Credit to tinymallet on twitter.

5 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

And already living up to his name, that's record speed.

5 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Didn't even vote for Reagan when he won literally every other state in 1984.

5 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

The lead is growing, and recounts historically turn up a couple of hundred at the very most.

5 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Samuel Carrigan being 66 in 1924 doesn't make a lot of sense if he was writing news articles in 1866. But he is a cult member I guess.

5 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Thanks I hate it.

6 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Fucking deadbeat.

6 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

Stupid people falling for obvious cons?

7 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

No, the ultra wealthy are the ones funding "populists" who get the populace to vote against their best interests. It's a trick.

7 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

People with nothing whatsoever to offer, no talent or charisma, so they go "Look, I have a similar skin tone to some important people!".

7 years ago | Likes 30 Dislikes 0

The only toilet paper you smear with shit to make it more hygienic.

7 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Carry on, wayward son. Carry on right out the door.

7 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Incorrect

7 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Mystery Incorporated is recent and the peak of the entire franchise.

7 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I really hate yo-yos.

7 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

And if you want to do Finland, copy all this but add ten feet between all people.

7 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Don't start up with your white zone shit again.

7 years ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 0

CLUNG CLUNG

7 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

All mouth and no trousers.

7 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Did they follow health and safety regulations?

7 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

A severe lack of self-awareness here.

7 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

Yes, I know. You seem to be missing the point.

7 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0